Back in the early 90's the Irish pop group the Corrs picked up a whole lot of international attention with their smooth light pop stylistics. The group had some real success and then went their separate ways. The sisters went on to marry and quarrel amongst themselves. That left brother Jim at loose ends. Now it is sort of an unwritten law of the universe that when some one is at loose ends something is gonna come along to fill that void. In Jim's case it's an avid and active interest in conspiracy theories.
It's life Jim, but not as we know it
What sort of theories is Jim interested in? Well you know the usual stuff - the Royal Family are shape shifting reptilians, air port security is a plot to render the American male impotent, the financial crash was engineered by the Rothschilds, and oh yeah - 911 was an inside job. Here's a little video that just recently surfaced on the Irish Central website. It features Jim defending his beliefs against some glibly dismissive assholes.
Now I know that looks bad but wait - it gets worse (getting worse is an inviolable law of the universe. Cynics call it "Murphy's Law" but physicists know it better as the 2nd law of thermodynamics. IN practical terms it means that things fall apart because it's thte tendency of things to do so.). Jim had this to say about the usual suspects and the usual subjects.
WTF?
Saying that Jim finally found a way to take the attention away from his beautiful sisters would be cheap shot - so naturally most people are gonna do that. I feel that Jim isn't really to blame for whatever ideas have found their way into his head. I think that the blame goes directly to George W Bush. I mean his two term presidency was an unmitigated disaster; that saw the tide run out on the USA, and inflamed the market for conspiracies theories to the point that Alex Jones reputedly has a small shrine dedicated to W in his home and makes daily thanks offering to it.
The Menacing Idiot: Presitard
So that had people who's brains weren't completely numbed with denial asking "what the fuck actually happened in the past 8 years?" It's a fair question. During the Bill Clinton Era America ruled the roost. When the President said "jump" foreign leaders said "how high?" (nowadays they simply guide the President to the nearest ledge and say "you first"). The economy was in overdrive to the point that any Forrest Gump type numskull could make it rich if he wasn't too honest and knew how to bend the rules. Now middle class Americans have to ask for govt stimulus packages so that they can avoid the indignity of buying smaller cars and flipping burgers to make ends meet.
Who spiked the Punch? Optimism is seeing the glass as half full; paranoia is asking what it's full of!
So what went wrong? The inevitable conclusion seems to be, as usual with pro politicians, that Bush was either dishonest or incompetent. Jim Corr has given W the benefit of the doubt and decided he's dishonest, rather than a fucking moron. While that may be the flaw in his conspiracy theory, you do have to empathize. The alternative is that a majority of the American public voted a moron into the Presidency - for a second term if not a first. That would be enough to undermine a sensible person's faith in human nature ( a really sensible person has already lost that). So you can't blame Jim for wanting to give just plain people, as well as W, the benefit of the doubt. Jim Corr - I salute your crazy optimism!
It has been recently revealed that Regis Philbin has decided to follow Larry King into retirement. This supposedly follows a decision by his producers to cut his salary if he decided to stay on. Regis took that as a slap in the face and walked. Someone who knows a thing or two about face slaps Regis' ex partner Kathy Lee Gifford.
Regis & Kathy Lee started out as a local New York morning chat show. They quickly became the biggest deal in their market. Then the show got syndicated and went national. They rest of the nation decided they liked the pair as much as New York, and their friendly animosity routine took them to TV stardom.That's when things started taking a bad turn for Kathy.
She got involved in some scandals - like her husband getting caught taking a hooker to a hotel room. Kathy carried on like she had the perfect marriage (and sort of originated the Elizabeth Hasselback routine, you know "I couldn't decide whether to decorate my new living room in pink or dusty rose, so I let hubby decide. I think we're gonna have an NFL theme! I should've asked Angie Harmon for advice instead."). So the cheating kid of deflated the whole Stepford Wife image. Things only got worse when Kath was linked to some kind of New York sweat shop. Her name became mud. So Regis cut her loose. Those are the times when you find out who your friends are.
Kathy had good reason to remember that friendship too. As Regis broke in the newer younger Kathy Lee, in the form of soap opera actress Kelly Ripa, Lee's career went into a downward spiral. A sitcom she'd planned fell through. Some musicals she'd written never got anywhere near Broadway. Oh yeah, and she did an album that went nowhere. Eventually she had to take work as and entertainment corespondent with Pat O Brien's show. Now once did Regis ever lend his support to the woman who helped him make it to the top, and that had Kathy Lee telling anyone who would listen that "Regis betrayed me!"
The people she was telling were notables like Martha Stewart. Kathy confided to Stewart that she would've loved to have been invited back to the show, perhaps on some kind of regular guest host ticket. Lee went on to tell Stewart that it would only happen "when hell freezes over". What set that off was Regis' New Years Eve gig with FOX back in 05. Kathy was hoping to get picked up for that, but Regis once again went with a younger woman -weather girl Jillian Barberie. That brought the bad blood, which had been simmering for awhile, to the boil.
Kathy is boiling again. It's not that she expects any help from Regis. She's found her way back onto daytime TV, with her Today Show gig opposite Hoda Koth. It's Regis retirement plans that have her hot under the collar. Now that Regis has some extra time on his hands he's decided to write his memoirs, for fun and profit. That has Kathy nervous. She and Regis had plenty of fights behind the scenes, and since Regis doesn't share Gifford's ideas of loyalty, she's afraid that the old boy will spill the beans. In fact she's terrified that he's gonna vilify her in his new book so that he can come off looking good - or simply to settle old scores. Anyway with Gifford only recently climbing back into the mainstream media, a smear job couldn't come at a worse time; and that has her reminding everyone off how Regis gave her the shaft.
Charlie Sheen's life expectancy is dropping lower than Lindsay Lohan's! then again it's been a hectic 6 months for Sheen. Just to keep you abreast of Sheen related events, here's the score card:
JAN 14, 2011 Sheen's boss @ CBS, Entertainment Head Nina Tassler tells the entertainment media in LA that she very concerned about Charlie, “This man is a father. He's got children. He has a family. So obviously there's concern on a personal level."
WEEKEND OF JAN 7, 2011 Sheen went on a Vegas bender with porn stars - his companions of choice - and didn't show for work. His agent Stan Rosenfield issued an official statement saying “Charlie Sheen arrived at work today and is there as I send this. Memo to Chicken Little: The sky remains in place.”
DECEMBER 2010 Charlie Sheen death rumours circulate via the internet. The stories claimed that Sheen had bought the farm in a snow boarding accident. His ex and current bestest pal Denise Richards (the same one who accused him of being a pill addicted paranoid pedophile during their messy bust up) set the matter straight by tweeting "He is alive and on his way over to see his daughters. Thank u all for your concern." That was less sarcastic than Mr Rosenfield.
NOVEMBER 2010 Sheen went wild in the Plaza Hotel. He trashed the room, causing 5000 or so in damage, and allegedly attacked his companion. Capri Anderson, another porn actress, claimed that Sheen got rough with her, and grabbed her by the neck. Sheen's lawyer covered for that claiming that Anderson was an unscrupulous whore, of the kind Sheen usually gets involved with, and was trying to shake down the actor for cash.
NOVEMBER 2010 Sheen files from divorce from his current ex Brooke Mueller. That stemmed from the Christmas Day Knife Fight when Mueller claims that Sheen was drugged out and drunk, got confused, and mixed her up with the turkey by putting a knife to her throat.
So Sheen has been a busy busy boy. Between his frequent liaisons with porn stars, and his frequent run ins with the law, Sheen watchers were asking 'what next?' Well the other show has dropped - Sheen has been hospitalized!
TMZ reported that Sheen was rushed to hospital early yesterday. According to the website Sheen was carted off on a stretcher @ about 7 AM with a towel over his face. He was rushed to Cedars Sinai and booked in. His parents rushed to the hospital, & Mr Sarcasm - the aforementioned Mr Rosenfield, issued another statement claiming that Sheen's hiatal hernia was acting up! Rosenfield didn't say whether or not the loud party Sheen was hosting (Neighbors - including a Real Housewives cast member, who phoned the police - claimed that young women were heard howling out Red Hot Chili Pepper songs through out the night) might have aggravated the hernia. Meanwhile sources inside the hospital were blabbing to TMZ that Sheen's condition "is serious".
Meanwhile other stories began to emerge. According to the usual internet sources Sheen started partying early on Tuesday. He started with heavy drinking. Then an associated showed up with a briefcase full of cocaine. That allowed Charlie and his guests - a business partner and a couple of porn actresses - to kick the good times up to the next level. That's when Sheen began smoking coke 'continuously'. Sheen then went on to entertain one of his guests with a three hour porn extravaganza in his screening room. The young lady - herself a porn actress, claimed that she was impressed by the depth of Sheen knowledge as he critiqued camera angles and body shots. Rosenfield responded to that rumor by saying "I can't comment because I have no idea if it's true. You choose to believe your source. I don't." What he lacks in credibility he makes up for in loyalty!
Now lets take an entertaining look back at Charlie and some of his more notable antics with The Young Turks!
Pull it together Charlie, because apart from the personal concern all those corporate Hollywood sharks are expressing; you're becoming an insurance risk. That means business! So if you can't "Just say no" as Nancy Reagan put it, at least consider safer sex & pass times. Like try switching from skin flicks to porno mags!
Jennifer Lopez brings a lot to a relationship - like her big freakin' ego. She also has as much impact on the guys she's with as a meteor strike. Like remember when Ben Affleck used to have a A List career? You may remember Ben from such flicks as Pearl Harbor with some chick named Kate Beckinsale. Oh yeah, and he co stared in all of Matt Damon's early work - you know, his good stuff, before he went Bourne Identity.
The good, the bad, but mostly the fugly
Back then Benji was Hollywood's #1 stud. So naturally JLo figured that she was entitled (note to celebrities, if you're gonna change your name and then change it back; then don't change it to anything shorter or easier to spell than your original working name. Writers are lazy bastards, so if the new name is easier it's gonna stick - like JLo!). JLo insinuated her way into Ben's life until they became Brangelina before Brangelina was cool. They even had a nifty combination name - Bennifer!
actor loses his damon
The Bennifer moniker should give everyone who doesn't recall an indication of what everyone at the time thought about their pairing. Matt Damon was so disgusted that he turned his back on Ben. He went on to make some remarks in interviews about it being like watching a car wreck - 'you try to give the guy a few heads up, but then you realize that there's nothing you can do'. Since the industry and the fans were already through with Affleck, Damon made it unanimous. With Affleck's image and career in shreds, the woman known as La Porca in some segments of the Latino entertainment community moved on. Not that Benji was the first damage she'd done.
Diddy diddly do!
Back in the day she used to hang with Diddy. Diddy was the guy who made her a star (she was briefly known for playing slain Texmex singer Selina in a biopic made after the sexy singer's untimely demise; but the consensus at the time was that Lopez lacked the charisma, talent, and sex appeal to do Selina justice. Since JLo gave a disappointing performance in a disappointing film, she went away for awhile, until Anaconda.) by producing her one successful, and genuinely good, album. That w as the one that featured her "If You Want My Love" single.
the scene of the crime
Diddy was handling JLo in every sense of the word, not just career wise. So they were out and about together quite a bit. In fact JPig was on his arm that fateful night when some one got shot at a club the dynamic duo were attending. No one is quite sure exactly what happened, even though there was some kind of a trial to determine exactly what happened. All anyone is relatively sure of is that a gun got drawn, and then discharged. After that Diddy and JPig were seen beating a hasty exit from the nightclub. Some witness claimed he saw a gun get heaved out of the sun roof of Diddy's limo as it sped away from the crime scene. While it might be unfair to say that JPig was responsible for that, or helped cause the incident, Diddy dumped her fat ass shortly after the trial clued up. Don't make a lady angry until you've got her testimony on record!
JLo seemed to have mellowed with age. For one thing she had become willing to pay for companionship. While some were observing that it was the only way she could get it after her train wreck love life, her defenders maintained that it was a bad habit she picked up off of her idol Madonna. Anyway paying for love is where Marc Anthony came in.
"cash flow" spells "flash cow"
He was a back up singer for JLo or something, and Her Majesty began waving money under his nose. So naturally he went for it. A Lucrative deal it was too. JLo was worth a ton. She'd done quite a few A List movies - all of which flopped (People were so sick of Lopez by that time that they wouldn't even pay to see her die in Jersey Girl - though it must of been tempting for many), but she still had to be paid a king's ransom for doing them. So she had a hefty sized nut tucked away. Over $100 mill by some estimates.
booty looty
So JLo kept Marc A interested by making free with her considerable loot. She bought him a part interest in a major league sports franchise for one thing. Not that she didn't get value for her money. Marc some how managed to went on to father twins on Lopez. Lopez went on to lavish money on them too. For one thing they were only allowed to wear designer duds, and even then each item was only worn once. Oh yeah, and she also bought a couple of diamond studded baby rattles for the tots. Since babies are two young to appreciated the value of diamonds (something to do with a state of blessed innocence), it's safe to assume that this was another Lopez ego trip in overdrive.
What with the constant egomania JPig must've been a real pill to live with. If it wasn't for her millions and millions of dollars it just wouldn't have been worth it (and money was all that she had. Marc A's career didn't exactly move into overdrive - unlike JLo's ego - since hooking up with her. Though she's never done a guy's career any good, these days she's got less star maker ability than Tom Cruise. Not that I'm comparing Marc A to Katie Holmes or anything.). The trouble is that the money is running out. With the money running out the marriage is starting to crack.
putting the passion back in the relationship
Financial concerns may have been what caused JLo to take the American Idol gig. It also caused her to move to LA, which is a city Marc A hates passionately. So Marc has retaliated by booking himself out on tour for around about the time that JLo's American Idol gig starts. So he won't be in the audience all supportive of the little woman, like Sarah Palin during Bristol'sDancing With The Stars spot. What's more Marc ain't taking the missus' phone calls. Or when he does he yells at her and hangs up.
dues to pay
The plot thickens. Some, like Celebitchy, have called Marc 'money hungry' for booking his tour dates. They have also pointed out that Marc A has some heavy duty IRS trouble in the form of millions in unpaid back taxes. Now they claim that Marc has worked out an arrangement with the IRS - probably something like "Hey guys, you know my pig of a wife is good for it". However the key words in this are "IRS" and "millions in owed back taxes". So this sort of thing don't blow over easy - not even if you're Willie Nelson or Wesley Snipes. If they filed joint returns than JLo could be in a dilly of a pickle, depending on how personally liable she is for her husband's debts.
The upshot is that with all that pressure the two don't talk anymore - not with out the mediation of a referee anyway. They just scramble around trying to make some cash. So JLo has her reality TV gig (AI is hoping that she can be the new Simon Cowell - while she can be just as unpleasant can she be as witty and entertaining? Probably not, but she can still get paid for it, which has been the secret of her success, up till now), and Marc Anthony is booking every gig he can line up.
That ain't all he's booking either. Insiders are telling tales out of school from Marc A's tour; tales about him getting drunk and friendly with other young ladies (Now the IRS might drive anyone to drink, and JLo could drive any man into the arms of other women). Remember that old saying about most marriages cracking up over money issues? Well at this point I'm guessing that the only thing preventing an immediate divorce is that it would screw up the IRS paper work, and no one wants that right now.
Mama Mia
Speaking of Celebitchy, they've just done a fascinating article on the cultural impact of American reality TV overseas. Let's put it this way, now well mannered Americans have something else to apologize for; in addition to George W Bush, and a public education system that renders young adults too retarded to compete effectively on game shows or in beauty pageants!
trashtastic - oops we did it again!
Guess who made writer of the day, again (over 12 times so far) on zimbio.com?
Some sad news coming out of Britain by way of the National Examiner - Camilla ParkerBowles has gone 5150. Now it's been a rough month for Camilla. Just a little while back she and Charles were accosted by some rowdy protesters. The protesters were up in arms over tuition hikes which would make it practically impossible for ordinary British to pursue a higher education. So naturally they took to the street french revolution style. IN fact the peasants haven't been that over heated in that neck of the woods since Bastille Day. Anyway Charles and Cami take to the streets in their 77 Rolls at the same time. They paid the price for not having the good sense to lay low when protesters surrounded the car. Camilla got poked in the ribs when one young woman reached through the open window with a stick
So it was a bad time for Camilla to get the news that she recently got. Camilla had been expecting to ascend to the throne for years. Charles had been kind of leading her on in that respect too. IN a recent NBC interview when asked about the possibility of Camilla becoming Queen he responded "We'll see. Maybe". The Queen had other ideas and apparently recently told Camilla that she'll never be queen. To emphasis the point she's promoted young Kate Middleton up the social pecking order and above Camilla in the protocols. That means Camilla technically is required to curtsy in Middleton's presence.
Camilla didn't take that too well - in fact she had a nervous breakdown. According to insiders Camilla holed herself up in the washroom of Clarence House with a gin bottle. After awhile she began crying and shouting at the walls. Servants were afraid to enter until after the room fell silent, when they found Camilla passed out on the floor and chewing her own tongue. Camilla was strapped to a gurney - Britney Spears style - and carted off for treatment. Officialy she was taken to her private residence - Ray Hill House - to recover. Unofficially she was taken to a top secret mental facility were the Royals go when they turn wacky.
This shouldn't be too surprising. The Royal Family are harder on their women than the Kennedys. Diana herself reportedly went nuts a few times during her marriage to Prince Charles. Being a cold blooded reptilian doesn't come naturally to most people, who weren't born into it (and thank God we weren't) and some never get the hang of it. So observers might think that the Duchess of Cornwall has merely succumbed to an occupational hazard (and once that Young Kate might want to watch out for .
However Kate should do fine. Whereas Diana was a sensitive Cancer, Kate's a tough minded & ambitious Capricorn. So the gig shouldn't be too tough for her, unless she goes paranoid and turns Nixon or something "They're out to get me, because they're jealous of me - that's it!"). However if conspiracy theorists, like the late Dodi al Fayd's father, are to be believed, then maybe guilt is catching up with her. In case you're one of the half dozen people on the planet who hasn't heard about the Diana Conspiracies - here they are in a video nutshell.
A lot of people have their doubts about the Royal Family. That could be due to their lack of normal human emotion, their peculiar practices and customs, or even their alleged connections to the Illuminati (David Icke has done some great work on that). For a special look at Prince William's Illuminati ties head over to Area 51!
Now I that hand signal looks familar it's because you've probably seen it many many times before:
Now it looks bad but it's worse than it looks: not only is Barack Obama Illuminati, but he's also a Vulcan!
Coming soon to Wondertrash: Flaky diets & kooky cancer cures (and no it's not the coffee enema!)!
It tastes a little like asphalt - not that I go around eating asphalt, regularly. Be careful, because while it hasn't been proven to cure cancer, it does cause chronic constipation! Oh yeah, and Epsom Salts can cure depression (but it ain't as much fun as booze or weed)!
Keith Olberman is an outspoken member of the 'allegedly' liberal media, a bane to Sarah Palin, and until recently the hot of Countdown. He also did some stuff that violated MSNBC's journalistic policies - which might come as surprise to those who questioned whether MSNBC had any journalistic policies. Olberman either gave some money to a candidate, or came out in support of them. Either way some members of the 'allegedly' right wing media (oh come on, let's not pretend that political coverage in America today isn't like a football match with side pretty clearly drawn). That caused the shit to hit the fan. There were calls for Olberman's head on a plate, or in lieu of that, his job. MSNBC told Olberman to take a little break while they decided what to do with him. So Olberman went on a 2 day hiatus.
Basically this amounted to a weekend off. Olberman was back on Monday as both he and Rachel Madow whooped it up in a shameless on air gloat fest. They could've saved their breath, and maybe some face, since the other shoe has now dropped. It seems clear now what MSNBC decided to do with Olberman.
Seems like Olberman's contract was about to expire. That couldn't have been more convenient since it allowed MSNBC to bring him back, temporarily. That allowed MSNBC to take a public "we won't be pushed around" stand. The when the contract ran out they could cut him loose by simply not renewing it. That sends out the right message too. That message would be something like "We won't be pushed around, unless it's just too damned convenient to get rid of the guy; in which case no sensible person will blame us for taking the course of least resistance". Anyway that adds up to "Buy bye" for Keith. Now here's Olberman with a message of his own.
Caught on camera
ON the bright side: We've still got Contessa Brewer!
Keith took the classy route by refusing to do the whole mad as hell Network thing (although he sounds like he was sorely tempted). I'm glad he took the high road. For one thing movie references are so overdone. Yet in his position I'm not sure I could've kept my dignity. Who am I kidding, I'd have dropped my pants and mooned the camera. Good luck Keith - and happy landings!
They used to say romance was dead - now it's time to put it out of it's misery!
Going from Sandra Bullock to Bombshell Magee seems something like a tragedy. Things have gotten even more tragic for Jesse James recently. Since fucking up his A List marriage JJ has gone on from Bullock to Magee and is currently seeing Kat von D (real name: Katherine von Drachenberg). Von D is the reality TV tattoo artist who got into a little but of shit by going Mel Gibson on her former boss. Her boss is of the Jewish persuasion and during some sort of office spat Kat left the fellow an autographed picture of herself complete with the phrase "Rot in hell Jew boy". Kat of course denied the incident and went on to claim that the guy set her up, explaining that - 'you know what those Jews are like'. Actually that last bit is a joke. Kat never said that part; but she might as well have, since you know what von D is like!
"Hey Jesse - set up the camera and come lick the maggots out of my twat!"
Anyhow James and Von D have recently taken their arrangement to the next level - by announcing that their tying the knot. They've probably been tying each other in knots for a while now, since Jesse has an avid interest in fetish sex. His ex Janine Lindmueller and Bombshell "I'm so proud my kids are white" Magee can b seen featured on any number of fringe sex websites rolling around in dog shit, covered in vomit, etc. It's basically stuff too raw and rancid even to be shown or linked here. So you can just imagine how nasty their sex life is.
I'm the luckiest MoFo in the world!
So what is meant by tying the knot in this case is that they're making their scuzzy skeevy love official. Von D announced the impending nuptials on her Twitter account recently, tweeting that "I guess the 'kat' is outta the bag, eh? Thank you for all the wonderful, loving congratulations from you all. Overwhelmed with joy right now!" In Hollywood you just don't get more official than Twitter! In this case the whole sordid romance played out via that medium as the gruesome twosome exchanged terns of endearment and other sweet nothing with each other, and the rest of the world. Terms of endearment mean stuff like this:
James: "I would like to be with you at this time. Even if only it could take your hand, as that first night."
Earlier in the month: "I have never felt so loved! I'm the luckiest MoFo in the world! 48 hours away from you feels like a year...you will never be anything but beautiful to me."
Considering that this time last year he was accompanying Sandra Bullock to the Oscars, calling himself the luckiest MoFo in the world has got to be a case of seeing the glass as half full. Maybe it's just a half truth, since no one would argue with the mofo part of the statement!
lust in the dust in 140 characters or less
Just think of how lucky we are the Twitter has a 140 character limited. Not only does is put the brake son Jesse & Kat's public displays of gross out romance, but Jesse surely would've spelled MoFo right out, if he didn't have to consider the posting limit. That still leaves the question open of how low these two are gonna go as they plumb the deaths of depravity for fun and profit. The answer to that question will probably be answered when they release they honeymoon sex video as a prelude to their reality TV deal. On the other hand, KVD recently tweeted, or something, that "I think our relationship has matured so much and matures every day and grows. I am not ashamed of anything. I am really excited about it. Everyday we grow stronger." So maybe going into things by faking the right attitude counts for something. Besides - she was clearly telling the truth when she said she's not ashamed of anything.
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A useless man throwing himself away on a worthless woman may seem like a tragedy - or merely a waste of oxygen and public attention, but putting this events into proportion can help us deal with these kind of outrages. For one thing worse things have happened to better people. While you can question "What could be worse than either of these two marrying anyone, let alone each other?"; no one can question that there are better people. In fact you could probably find more outstanding examples of humanity in the sex offender wing of your local prison, or at an Al Qaeda meeting! I added that last part because some of our regular readers are from Homeland Security. You've got to be careful what you say online or the big boys will get right on your ass! Now Wondertrash definitely plays for the home team; but our war on terror concentrates more on celebrity terrorism.
George Clooney helps fill Larry King's hole - gets infected!
Terrible mercy riots
Now one of those better people that worse stuff has happened to would be George Clooney. Clooney was in Sudan earlier: either scouting out film locations, genuinely trying to do something for his fellow man, or just trying to show that Angelina Jolie doesn't have a monopoly on sanctimonious hype, when a mosquito bit him. It not only bit him but left him something to remember him by - malaria. Clooney made this revelation recently on Piers Morgan's new show. So if this teaches us anything - in addition to get your shots before you leave the country - it's than CNN is really really serious about filling the Larry King hole. As for Clooney he shouldn't worry too much - about half of Hollywood is carrying around way worse bugs than that!
BTW don't be too concerned about Homeland Security's occasional presence on this site. They're not tracking visitors for anti celebrity, and therefore possibly anti American sentiments. So we're not on any official shit list - unless some of Ricky Gervais' powerful new enemies got in touch with their powerful Washington friends to complain about this blog's support of his Golden Globe routine. ("Remember when we got the President elected? Now you owe us a favour!" Oprah Winfrey Network, or OWN, rearranges nicely into NWO. Think about it!)
The HS boys are just doing what so many civil servants do - surfing for porno at work when they're supposed to be doing their job! Now I could say that this is an example of how American tax dollars are being wasted, but I prefer to look at the positive side of it. In that sense they have much in common with the Muslim world. Many of our visitors are from the Middle East, and have found their way here by web searching "Brittney Spears private parts" etc. The search terms are often misspelled - so the kind of arrive by accident, like Columbus when he discovered America by mistaking it for India. Anyhow the important thing to remember is that repressed Middle Eastern Islamic extremists and middle aged ivy league frat boys have way more in common then they think - like Miranda Kerr's camel toe! On behalf of the blog let me just say 'Thank you Miranda for your part, in helping keep the world together!'
Gigitty gigitty goo - another cat out of the bag!
PS - fanboys may be interested to know the the new Catwoman has finally been named and it's Anne Hathaway. Now Anne one gorgeous chick, though her talent and professionalism have some what eclipsed her natural hotness! This role may remedy that. one she's seen in her latex catsuit the fetish community will probably freak the fuck out! In fact look for funky smelling weirdos to be walking funny for the first month or two. While Anne would make a fantastic Catwoman, I always had her pegged more as Hawkgirl!
Now here's a music video dedication to the fair Ms. Hathaway in honor of her new role - Jethro Tull's Strip Cartoon. Look forward to seeing you in your textured rubber rain gear playing in shades of gray, in your black & white strip cartoon.
Back in the early 90's the Irish pop group the Corrs picked up a whole lot of international attention with their smooth light pop stylistics. The group had some real success and then went their separate ways. The sisters went on to marry and quarrel amongst themselves. That left brother Jim at loose ends. Now it is sort of an unwritten law of the universe that when some one is at loose ends something is gonna come along to fill that void. In Jim's case it's an avid and active interest in conspiracy theories.
Saying that Jim finally found a way to take the attention away from his beautiful sisters would be cheap shot - so naturally most people are gonna do that. I feel that Jim isn't really to blame for whatever ideas have found their way into his head. I think that the blame goes directly to George W Bush. I mean his two term presidency was an unmitigated disaster; that saw the tide run out on the USA, and inflamed the market for conspiracies theories to the point that Alex Jones reputedly has a small shrine dedicated to W in his home and makes daily thanks offering to it.
So that had people who's brains weren't completely numbed with denial asking "what the fuck actually happened in the past 8 years?" It's a fair question. During the Bill Clinton Era America ruled the roost. When the President said "jump" foreign leaders said "how high?" (nowadays they simply guide the President to the nearest ledge and say "you first"). The economy was in overdrive to the point that any Forrest Gump type numskull could make it rich if he wasn't too honest and knew how to bend the rules. Now middle class Americans have to ask for govt stimulus packages so that they can avoid the indignity of buying smaller cars and flipping burgers to make ends meet.
So what went wrong? The inevitable conclusion seems to be, as usual with pro politicians, that Bush was either dishonest or incompetent. Jim Corr has given W the benefit of the doubt and decided he's dishonest, rather than a fucking moron. While that may be the flaw in his conspiracy theory, you do have to empathize. The alternative is that a majority of the American public voted a moron into the Presidency - for a second term if not a first. That would be enough to undermine a sensible person's faith in human nature ( a really sensible person has already lost that). So you can't blame Jim for wanting to give just plain people, as well as W, the benefit of the doubt. Jim Corr - I salute your crazy optimism!
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