Lovey dopey

Weekend whispers had celebrity couple Seal and Heidi Klum going their separate ways. Apparently recent ski trip to Aspen wasn't as lovey dovey as might have been hoped. Some sources said that there was screaming and fighting, and described the couple as having hit a rough patch. By Sunday there were more rumours that the split might not be official, and even only a short break. The couple were under the same roof at that time.

Now it's official. Heidi Klum has released the following statement:

"While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching we have decided to separate.

"We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart. This is an amicable process and protecting the well-being of our children remains our top priority, especially during this time of transition.

"We thank our family, friends, and fans for their kind words of support. And for our children's sake, we appreciate you respecting our privacy."

No one is coming right out and saying what busted them up; scuttlebutt makes Seal out as a hard partier with a temper. Who knows, that might just be divorce talk. Divorce talk is advance spin in anticipation of a showdown or in other words "the blame game".

Just because Heidi and Seal are splitsville now doesn't mean things can't work out. Take Chris Brown and Rihanna for instance. They had a bad bust up. By bad I mean there were pictures, particularly that one of Rihanna's battered and bruised face. People ever thought that they would ever get back together again, what with Chris being an in human monster and everything.

However sometimes these things are a little more complicated than we like to believe. According to the Superficial they are back together again. Back together means in the same place at the same time. The place was Greystone Manor in West Hollywood. Both came and went separately: Rihanna in her car and Chris in his with his current girlfriend. However there have been rumours of them secretly hooking up for about a year. Then there's the Twitter evidence. If Riri has pulled this kind of shit then it might be bye bye for her career, cause the public might want a refund on the support.



That's one confirmed bust up and one alleged reunion so far. Simon Cowell evens the scrore. Simon was hanging around with some broad recently named Mezghan Husseiny. They even made their arrange legit by way of an engagement. That engagement is now off.

Cowell met Hussenity - a make up artist - back in 2010. He blurted out that she was "the one" on a talk show. Cowell later regreted the statement, and said

"I have been pretty good about not talking about my private stuff, but I got caught up in the moment," he said of his declaration of marriage-mindedness. "I don't really know where I am at the moment, and that is why I don't talk about it."

Cowell also hints that the relationship might not be completely over -

"It is quite a complicated relationship," he told the Daily Mail. "We have had a break from each other, and we are still incredible close.It's not on, it's not off, it's somewhere in the middle. I don't know if I will ever get married, but I am happy."

Someone else who has complicated relationships is Kim Kardashian. Kim is most definitely not happy though. That's odd because she reportedly bagged about 20 mill in various payoffs for her 72 day marriage. The late great Anna Nicole Smith would've been doing cartwheels over a deal like that. In Kimmy's case her inner emotional turmoil may have something to do with everyone hating her. They cynical public things that Kim's marriage may have been some kind of money making publicity scheme! When did America lose faith in their entertainers?



Anyway Kim Possible felt the need t set the record straight in some weepy recent co hosting gig with Kelly Ripa. She claims that she never dreamed that she could get herself into so much shit just by following her heart. In fact she said " 'I really didn't think following my heart would create this much backlash.'She insisted she 'tried everything' to make the relationship work, adding: 'I want that forever love, and if I feel in my heart this isn't right, then why wait years to have the same results?' She then went on to talk in terms of "rewriting my fairytale". I don't think insulting people's intelligence is gonna help her cause any.

Kim was lucky to get that co hosting gig. She'd probably love to make it permanent because she could use every break that she can get. However don't worry about her - Kardashians always come through. Why I hear that Team Special K are working on several fall back plan B's to ressurect their group image right now. They're coming up with great stuff too like launching Khloe up in a home made weather balloon from their back yard, and then posting video of panicky Kardashians calling 911 to youtube. If that doesn't work Kim does know a nice doctor, one who can shoot her more of more embryos than Octomom ever dreamed of! Now here's that Kelly meets Kimmy video!




BTW the Kelly Ripa thing wasn't the one where Kimmy actually allegedly broke down. That was the interview in which she did on Kourtney and Kim Take New York.






So the moral of the story seems to be that romance can be a challenge even when you got looks and a whole lot of money, and maybe even more of a challenge with the rest of the world watching. Don't give up hope, there are still wonders to behold!