Just don't start referring to the Republican Primary Race as the WKRP Turkey Drop. They can get mad when they've been crossed and I don't want it getting back to them that you picked it up here! Now on to the rest of the shit that's fit to print!
It was Sir Paul McCartney who showed the world how annoying Heather Mills was, by marrying the woman. Since then she went on to wage a hi profile war of environmentalism, engage in a nasty divorce with Sir Paul, and blow up a neighbor's dog with fire works - allegedly. The neighbor swears that it was some big to do at the Mills residence that lead to her dog's demise. Mills was setting off fire works and a stray one hit the dog and detonated. Mills says that she had nothing to do with the dog's explosion. So perhaps it was natural causes, like spontaneous canine combustion - you know how it is, sometimes a bitch is volatile!That brings us to Heather Mills latest incident. Heather is a gal who likes to look her very best. Image can be important when you spend much of your life ticking people off. With that in mind Mills likes to keep herself groomed for success. So she used to patronize Brit stylist David Paul. Now Mills was divorcing at the time so didn't have a lot of cash on hand. Since she was divorcing without a pre nup it seemed safe to assume that she'd be totally good for it. So Dave went ahead on her head.
That was between 2005 2007 and Paul still ain't been paid. That's rough cause Paul charges about $5000 a day for his coveted services. So you could understand Heather not paying when she was short on cash. However Heather ain't short lately. That's cause she got a windfall $US38.9 million from her McCartney divorce. So she's in a position to make good on her debts. That's why Daivd Paul is taking her to Los Angeles County Superior Court for the 80 000 he says she owes for his services rendered.
It's easy to be hard on Heather, because no one likes her. However there's a very good reason for a woman in her position do drop a wad on her hair. To find out what that reason is head straight over to thecelebrityviplounge!
From now on Mills gotta avoid any guy with the name Paul cause it's just leads to negative publicity!
In other news Heidi Klum and Seal may not be divorcing. Sources say that the couple are in a rough patch. On a recent trip to Aspen there was a lot of screaming and yelling. Then there was a lot of talk about bailing out. Now reports have them back under the same roof and trying to work things out. They do have 4 kids so let's hope that can get it together.
Speaking of bust ups that may not be happening Star Magazine is reporting that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are on the verge of a bust up. According to Star the pair are sick and tired of fighting over every detail of their lives together. Plus they barely spoke over the Christmas season. Also according to Star Jolie is upset of rumors of Brad's child with another woman. Considering half of her kids with him are by other women you'd think that Jolie would be more cosmopolitan about it.
The Star then goes on to point out that Brad and Ange are really different people with Angie as a worldly type who get's threatened by open relationships and Brad as a homebody that wants to retire and take care of the kids. Star goes on to point out that the split may not be permanent but one of those "breaks". Now that's hedging your bets in case it doesn't happen!
Finally Joe Paterno has died. He was perhaps the greatest college football coach ever, but went out on a low note when he got caught in the middle of a sex abuse case. Paterno was 85 a died of lung cancer.
Now for a Wondertrash motivational poster!
So you were expecting Capt. Kirk on the Love Boat? ... because the only difference between Capt. Steuben and Col. Klink is a war and bad publicity! I guess he can't blame this one on Gilligan again!
