Jon & Kate didn't make it. Neither did Hulk Hogan & whatshername - you know, that greedy old bitch who looks like Dog Duayne Chapman's wife and screwed a 23 year old pool boy - She Hulk. So has reality TV claimed another marriage? Looks like that Family Jewels couple Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed might be hitting a rough patch. Or at least that's what they're saying publicly. With their son and daughter pretty much grown and out of the house Shannon has pretty much had enough of Gene's
TV Bunny gets hopping mad on camera
Apparently it was some pictures of Gene out with younger prettier bunnies that has Shannon's tweed (since she's from Newfoundland I assume that her tweed is herring bone) rubbed the wrong way. As you could see in the above clip Shannon is pretty worked up and maintained her pique for the reality TV crew that follow the couple everywhere. Shannon also managed to appear on the Kathy Lee & Hoda (Hoda sounds like one of those banned diet aids) with her despised common law significant other - partner I believe is the accepted term for some one you're doing long term but not formally committed to - to promoted their reality TV show and impending potential bust up. They traded some cute barbs too. So Shannon ain't exactly sharing a Kleenex box with Huma Abedin over their respective wayward wieners. IN fact the lady seems all business!
full disclosure or plausible deniablity?
So that has folks of the cynical variety - like Internet bloggers between UFO disclosure posts - speculating about the reality of this reality TV. Could Shannon and Gene really be on the outs after 20 odd years - and odd they must have been - of a fairly stable and highly successful partnership?? Could some pictures of Gene-O out and about with a couple of random floozies but not pictured in any incriminating positions really have gotten her goat? Maybe with the kiddies grown and flown she's ready to pull the usual maneuver of pulling the plug on a relationship that's outlived it's usefulness, then cashing in on alimony and community property as a show biz bride's retirement package! Any of these options might be plausible, if reality TV wasn't as scripted and staged as pro wrestling!
Sounds like a publicity stunt
The consensus among the skeptics is that this is just some ploy to hype up their already popular and well liked series. For one thing marital domestic fireworks might be a gimmick to get folk to keep watching. For another it take s a couple on pretty firm ground get on TV and pretend to jab at each other. If there were any real friction there then the sparring could well bleed over into unmanageable animosity. Besides, Gene is fresh of playing a concert down in Newfoundland. As stated that's Shannon's birth place, and rumors on the rock was that he did the show as a favor to the missus. So I'm calling bullshit on the dog & pony act, unlike Sarah Palin's hotly denied separation. If those two are still together now then I doubt that either is going anywhere. At least it's entertaining bullshit. With a couple as likeable as those two, viewers will probably play along with the corny play acting.
Bogus bust ups
P.S. Here's a hint about how you can tell when a bust up is bogus or for realz. When German adult film actress Xenia Seeberg -best known from Lexx and some widely view porno type flicks, separated from her husband Sven Martinek the shit came to blows. Xenia is a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. So when the pair showed up at the Berlin premier of Inglorious Basterds they not only showed up separately, but Sven showed up wearing sun glasses and an eye patch! Apparently Xenia got riled a beat the snot out of the poor man while in one of her kung fu fits! Now if violence ain't for real then it certainly gets points for realism!
Dave knows a creepy thing or two
Now here's part 2 of Hollywood & MK Ultra. Betcha didn't know that the real reason Joaquin Phoenix went cuckoo was because his brain washing backfired. That's when they sent him to Dr. Dave. Letterman knows a thing or two about handling slaves, that is if the blackmailer's stories can be believed!
proceed at your own risk!
BTW this won't need pointing out to the observant among you, but in the above Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed simulated fight video, Gene is shown flashing the Illuminati hand sign at one point. Now that hand sign has been seen everywhere lately and everyone from George W to Betty White to Justin Bieber to Prince William has been seen making it. Just for your information the technical name of that particular occult gesture is the Baphomet Sign.
"Hello Princess - Brown Levi 2003 11A!"
More on the occult: a helpful hint for those of you trying to pick up a little action is that Monarch sex slaves, such as Paris Hilton, can sometimes be triggered using the code phrase "Hello Princess". This activates their Monarch Mind Control Brain Programming. Once the trigger phrase is used, princess, whomever she may be, will have the bit in her teeth and be ready to go to the races. You may then have your will of your hot to trot hottie.
in my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone too far - entertainment & entrapment!
However unless you know the appropriate follow up trigger phrase there can be some strange side effects; like the lady can suddenly seize up and go ridged on you. That's a precaution the slave handler programmers put into to make sure no one messes with their action. It can be damned inconvenient too if it happens at the wrong time and in the wrong place! I know a guy who says he once had a hell of a time trying to get a half naked Liv Tyler out of a phone booth, and eventually had to leave her there. He was afraid the cosplay costume she was wearing would start attracting unwanted attention! Of course that could be just shit you hear a the conspiracy conventions!