The Sheens Patch It Up

The Sheens seem to be patching it up. Now there's no need to let holiday stress undermine an otherwise rocky marriage!

Things aren't working out so well for Tiger Woods. Though Brooke Mueller may be able to over look a little thing like alleged murder threats, Elin Woods was unable to overlook the hordes of women that her husband was keeping happy on the side. Their divorce is proceeding full steam ahead.

you're not just losing a wife, you're losing lucrative corporate sponsorships!

Tiger has lost another sponsor too! This time it's AT&T. Perhaps they felt he didn't mesh well with the 'reach out and touch some one' slogan, or he matched it too well.


If we know anything about Tiger (and we already know more than we want to) it's that he's fit! His 'workout' routine was surprising! You can read more about Tiger Woods' misadventures @ Eat.Sleep.Celebrity! This time it involves a compromise of the National Enquirer's 'alleged' journalistic ethics - I am so disappointed in them!

Peaches Geldof Twitter "gun" photo

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They grow up so fast now! One day they're an innocent child, and the next they're checked into rehab with a 25 vicodin a day habit. When you're stuck with a name like "Peaches Geldof" your chances of growing up normal must be about 1 000 000 to 1!

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In other news Angelina Jolie was recently photographed looking scrawnier than ever! In fact she's beginning to look like Waylon Flowers' Madame!

The Shape of Things to Come?

From one 'growing' family to another?

The show must go on, even if the players are expendable. With that in mind have a look at the replacements TLC has lined up for the Gosselins!



The Gosselins are currently on hiatus, or in limbo. Maybe they're just in tabloid hell. It might be their own fault (though they had many enablers). Celebs have a way of saying things that come back to bite them. Kim Kardashian seems to have found a cure for that, in the form of an eye catching dental gag. Could this become a celebrity trend? We can only hope.

From the looks of that pic I'm not sure whether she's getting her teeth done, or getting ready to run the Kentucky Derby!

Palin Custody Battle Goes Public

For those of you who'd hoped we'd heard the last of the Palins, tough luck. Though their 15 mins should have run out long ago it looks like there's still some time on the clock, as former high school hockey player, and former Palin family member Levi Johnson threatens to make the whole custody battle public. He claims that he's afraid of Sarah Palin and her far reaching influence (she knows Oprah!). So he's decided that his best defense is to wave his dirty laundry in our faces (Is that a good offense, or just offensive?). Just our luck. Then again you wouldn't be reading this if you didn't enjoy the occasional whiff of scandal!

More domestic drama!

BTW - for those following the unfolding Sheen-Mueller case reports are conflicting: She recanted, she didn't recant, she wants to reconcile, and she has a criminal history involving cocaine & DUI. Run Charlie, run! It seems that the only person able to find any good in this situation is Charlie's vindictive ex wife Denise Richards! Now you just have to admire that kind of optimism. Charlie Sheen sure knows how to pick 'em!

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Wondertrash thought of the day: Remember that there are people worse off than you are, and many of them are rich & famous!

The Best Products of 2009

If only we had known this before Christmas! That's the good ole' mainstream media - better late then never. There was one truly informative piece in the video: now you know you can buy boxes of human hair! I wonder which human hair they rate as best?

Rehab Romance Rebound

Matches and gasoline: together again!

Believe it or not, it's being reported that troubled singer Amy Winehouse, and her troublesome ex Blake Civil-Fielder have had a 'commitment ceremony'. Though some think that they'd be better off being committed to an institution, the pair are said to have had some sort of a ritual, involving vague promises and rambling vows sometime during Christmas. The proceedings took place near the rehab center where Blakie is currently being held.

While most folk aren't surprised by anything Winehouse might do (except pull herself together), this one is an eyebrow raiser, even on the Winehouse scale. Not only has Blakie admited to being the one who got her hooked on drugs, and who almost accidentally killed her by way of an over dose; but he also got hooked up with another woman during one of his numerous rehab stints. That resulted in a pregnancy, and more Civil-Fielder DNA floating around in the gene pool. It's enough to undermine your faith in Charles Darwin - "What natural selection?" If Amy is prepared to over look that, then let's the rest of us hope that Blake's rehab love child got what ever good genes might have been available in that pairing up.

Charlie Sheen 911 Call

Celebrity 911 calls are becoming as common as celeb mugshots. Here's another one you can file under Wondertrash:

Now you too can smell like Usher!

Jon Gosselin's NYC Apartment Trashed

It's being reported that Jon Gosselin's NYC apartment has been trashed. By trashed I mean the place supposedly looks like it was run through a blender. Every article of clothing, along with bed sheets and pillow cases, were cut to ribbons. His TV, DVD and Wii, along with other personal items, were smashed. Also Jon is claiming that a Ming vase "over 100 years old" was broken to bits. Now I'm not gonna accuse Jon of padding the insurance claim. I only hope that his priceless collection of van Goghs and DaVincis made it. BTW there was a rambling note pinned to his door with a butcher's knife that mentions his former gal pal Hailey Glassman by name!

Is Kate Gosselin a cutter?

In other news Kate Gosselin has been dropped from her new show "Momlogic". Kate was supposed to be featured in the show along with Lee Woodruff, Rene Syler and Paula Deen (of the Food Network). Though it was intended to by based on The View, producers decided that Kate was too hot to handle, even for that format. So she was dropped, and her quest for world domination was once again thwarted. Kate must've been mightly pissed off at that news. She may even have been mad enough to slash a pillow or two - who knows? She doesn't seem like the type to go away quietly.

BTW - Brooke Mueller claimed - in her now recanted police report, that Charlie Sheen threatened her with a knife. Full story @ TMZ.

Golden Globe Nominations 2010

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Denise Richards Twitter

"Safe & calm"? "Santa really delivered this year"? It's almost as if she's dropping some kind of hint. I wonder what she could mean?

Just Like Real People

Hollywood's most tiresome couple, Brangelina, were spotted with their brood in NYC recently. They seemed to be doing some last minute Christmas shopping and, as usual, pretending to be themselves.

Pic courtesy of JustJared





Is King Arther wearing a touch of eye shadow in that clip?

Queen on Afghanistan

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IN other news: StupidCelebrities is reporting that the Sheen- Muellers weren't the only ones making holiday 911 calls. Paul Anka and his estranged wife had a vigorous disagreement that required outside intervention, too. Crisis can bring out the best in some people but let's face it, the holiday season can be rough!

Update on Charlie Sheen

TMZ is reporting that Brooke Mueller, wife of imprisoned actor Charlie Sheen, may have pulled a "Tila Tequila". Brooke was heavily intoxicated when she made the 911 call. When tested at the scene she registered a .13. He registered a mere .04.

Furthermore Mueller has recanted her story. She now claims that she made the story up, and basically placed a false 911 call. Authorities still have to hold Sheen, and pursue the case. Looks like Sheen has picked himself another winner. Sorry Charlie.

Charlie Sheen Mug Shot

Actor Charlie Sheen alias Carlos Irwin Estevez was arrested in Colorado earlier to day on domestic violence and related charges. He is being held on $8500 bond, and has to remain in jail until his first court appearance on Monday. There are some rumors that he was 'fending off' an attack by his wife.

It's Complicated

This is more bad news for the star of Two And A Half Men (although it's practically 2 and 2/3 Men, since one of the co stars is maturing rapidly). Sheen had a messy break up with his previous wife Denise Richards. During that bust up nasty allegations about hookers, sex addiction, Internet porn, drug use, etc were bandied back and forth. Denise got the kids and Charlie won the publicity war (Denise shot herself in the foot with her generally skanky behavior; eg. Richie Sambora, which undermined the credibility of her mudslinging). This latest incident might have people asking "What, again?"

Raw Video: Soldiers Give Presents in Afghanistan

While you're enjoying your Christmas Day celebrations, perhaps you could spare a moment to think about those who're spending the holidays under much less fortunate circumstances (far away from their friends and relations).



Now that's what you call making the best out of a bad situation. It's a kind of courage that everyone can relate to; each in our own way.

Fred Phelps vs Lady Gaga

Piers Morgan hopes he gets fired!?

Hugh Grant & Teen Aged Girls - it's not what you think

Disclaimer: No teen aged girls were harmed in the making of this video.

Prince Harry breaks protocol - in a good way

Judge Throws Out 6 Women Accused of Beating Karaoke Singer

The case should've been dismissed!

An audience finally snapped!

This was bound to happen. I'm surprised that something like this hasn't happened sooner. Which one of us, at some time or another hasn't felt tempted to take strong and immediate action against some bar room Barry Manilow? If American Idol has taught us anything it's that karaoke brings out the worst in people.

Catherine Zeta Jones is busting out all over!

The holiday season is upon us. Even the celebrities seem in a festive mood! In fact Catherine Zeta Jones was feeling so festive recently that she gave her Broadway audience an unexpected present. CZJ is starring in A Little Night Music on Broadway. Her role requires her to sashay around in a skimpy kimono.

Catherine Zeta Jones: unwrapped for the holidays?

Well Zeta must not have had all her straps done up right, or she was feeling generous, because at one point during a performance the kimono slipped open and the audience got to see more than they bargained for. "No wonder Micheal Douglas always seems so happy" reported one excited theater goer. That must've been worth more than the price of admission! Here's to you Cat for doing your bit to revive theater in America!

Merry Christmas from the stars

Brittany Murphy & Her Inner Demons

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2009 Celebrity Deaths

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Tila Tequila Pregnant With Brother's Child!

Tila Tequila has been busy on Twitter lately. She's also in a giving mood. The controversial reality TV personality announced that she's buying her dad a new house. She's has even bigger plans in store for her brother.

She teased followers by daring them to guess what she was giving her brother for Christmas, telling them that it's "really huge". She then went on to reveal that she has become a surrogate mother for her brother and his wife. Carrying their child will be her present to them.

In addition to tweeting & pregnancy Tila has some other things going on in her life. TT has publicly announced that she is a lesbian. She is also engaged to Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson. There's never a dull moment with that girl!

Brittany Murphy - Natural Causes

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Coroners have already unofficially decided on a ruling of 'natural causes'. Meanwhile friends and the usual 'unnamed' tabloid sources are confirming that Brittany Murphy did have and eating disorder and an addiction to the prescription drug Vicodin. Vicodin was one of the meds that the late Michael Jackson was using at the time of his death.

Orange Alert

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Stick a fork in her - she's done!




Is there such a thing as fake tan addiction? If there is then Katie Jordan Price has got a bad case of it. By the looks of it this goose is cooked (we know she's been stuffed!) already. Overcooked in fact!



BTW - Those rumors that Jordan has so slathered herself in fake bake that she now glows in the dark are only partially true. That only happens in those night clubs were they have that odd lighting.

More on Brittany Murphy

So far Murphy's husband Simon Monjack, is refusing an autopsy. Since he's Jewish, this isn't unusual. Orthodox Jews consider autopsies to be a desecration. Meanwhile it's being reported that Murphy was suffering 'flu like symptoms' for days, for which she was under medical treatment; and was violently ill shortly before being found in her shower.

Brittany Murphy - looking back

Actress Brittany Murphy died earlier this morning, after being found unconscious in the shower by her mother. The 32 year old actress was later pronounced dead, of a heart attack. Here's a look back at Brittany, in happier days, on the David Letterman Show.



Murphy was an actress, singer, and among her other accomplishments, she was the voice of Luanne on TV animated comedy King of the Hill. There's something to be said for Appreciation Day.