Seems like the peep hole porno girl is getting more attention than she can handle these days. In the following recording Erin Andrews calls 911 to complain about a pair of paparazzi who have invaded her gated community to stake out her home. Perhaps they were expecting her to prance nude back and forth in front of her front window, there by offering them a chance at a sequel. What Ms. Andrews may not have been expecting is that her 911 SOS would find it's way onto the Internet, just like her peep hole peep show did. Had she anticipated such a thing then she might never have used so many profanities, nor dragged poor Britney Spears into it!
Sienna Miller has always been an action figure when it comes to other ladies' husbands. Now Sienna has an action figure, based on her GI Joe character the Baroness. However Sienna isn't thrilled about being immortalized in plastic. For one thing she takes issue with the doll's looks:
'My doll is cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen. Action figures are always a bit off, aren't they? Oddly enough from side on it is definitely me but front on she looks sort of possessed.'
Cross eyed and plastic - sounds like Nicole Kidman! So should we be expecting some Chucky version of Sienna? Here's a glimpse at the finished product. If you're in the market for a possessed doll you'll know exactly what to look for!
Sienna concerns aren't strictly merchandising related. The savvy actress also has an eye to the box office. Says Sienna:
'It’s really exciting to be in a film that people actually want to go and see! I was having to pay people to see my movies!
'Certain really great directors have wanted to do films with me, but unless you’ve had a film that’s opened with a certain amount of money, you’re not bankable to studios.
'If you want to make amazing, artistic films, you’ve got to have some sort of box office credibility, which I don’t have.'
So Miller is developing the common touch, in addition to her taste for married men! Now that's just the type of attitude Michael Bay was looking for in Megan Fox! Plus she's taking the whole doll thing much better than Sharon Stone did in a similar situation. If you'll recall she threw a fit and refused to attend a Children's AIDS benefit when a Stone themed Barbie doll that was to be auctioned off didn't resemble her (it wasn't plastic enough). Leaving sick kids in the lurch she went off to the more prestigious Carousel of Hope fundraiser. There's more to charity then helping out a bunch of losers; there's also the very important chance to social network! Charity begins at home, so keep working for the greatest good of the greatest number (& the great number is 1!). Most importantly keep riding that carousel of hope long after you've stopped chasing your dreams and they've started chasing you!
Mischa Barton's new series about a pill popping super model - produced by Ashton Kutcher - is set to show the ugly side of the beauty industry. In fact a recent documentary has already attempted to expose that, & it goes well beyond Kutcher's pill popping desperation; like 40+ photographers coming on to under aged models and young women who've gone hopelessly in debt to their agencies while pursuing their dreams (the agencies make them pay their own expenses - like travel). Here's a little preview.
Modeling isn't all anorexia and sexual harassment. It does have it's lighter moments!
Mighty Madge is beginning to look like one of those unnatural creatures that only comes out at night, to steal villagers' children. She may be going over board at the gym, but at least she's staying off the tanning beds. By the looks of her she hasn't seen light, natural or other, in decades.
Mischa Barton is out of hospital and ready to resume work on her series The Beautiful Life. The show focuses on the life of a pill popping supermodel. Here's a promo clip -
Bernie Madoff's lawyer is speaking out. So what's it like to represent one of the financial world's biggest crooks ever? Well Madoff's attorney wants you to know that his client is a man of conscience and principal who has been vilified in the press.
There are no robots to distract you from whatever performance I give, so if it's terrible you will know. But the character was so much fun. I felt I was being able to make fun of my own image.
It seems that not everyone is pleased about the recovering economy. In fact the President has his detractors. They're neocons mostly, like FOX News mainstay Michelle Malkin. Malkin has penned a new book about the fledgling Obama administration called Culture of Corruption. The premise of the book is that Chicago is a dirty word, and that corruption is the issue.
No spin, & no credibility either
Corruption certainly is an important issue, but you have to wonder what took the neocons so long to get around to it (Perhaps they were distracted hunting for domestic terrorists? Their new enthusiasm for political accountability should at least reassure us that the terror threat has passed, along with the Bush Presidency. What a coincidence!). They seemed to have consistently turned a blind eye to the subject for the past 8 years. Let's face it, to top the antics of the Bush administration and their Haliburton cronies, President Obama would have to be harvesting body organs from America orphans and selling them to Al Qaeda terrorists for cannibalistic feeding frenzies!
I love the way that Hannity and Malkin almost kept straight faces through that.
To get back to the world of celebrity gossip, Miranda Kerr is topless @ theSuperfical! Perhaps wearing half a bikini is her way of economizing? Well it beats belt tightening.
The strange life of pop legend Michael Jackson has ended in a strange death. It's a story that continues to get stranger, too. New reports have 'person of interest' Dr Conrad Murray as acting oddly at the death scene. The ball started rolling when Murray shot Jackson up with Propofol, aka Diprivan. This is a powerful anesthetic seldom used out side of operating rooms. Murray then left the room. When he returned, Jackson was dead.
Emergency response was called, while CPR was performed on Jackson at the scene (If you'll recall reports have CPR being performed on Jackson while he lay on his bed, not on the floor. That would make CPR much less effective, since the mattress would absorb most of the thrusts, rather than the rib cage.). When the ERT arrived, they found Jackson with an IV in his arm and wearing an oxygen mask. he was unrecognizable. In fact he is reportedly as looking like a senior citizen: thin and very frail.
Also Murray was 'acting strange', and 'getting in the way' of the ERT. Murray refused to let them declare Jackson dead at the scene, even though he was dead before they arrived. He insisted that they transport him to hospital - UCLA Medical Center. There Murray continued to perform CPR on Jackson, before allowing him to be declared officially dead. UCLA medical staff found this behavior puzzling and 'curious'. Not surprising a criminal probe is aimed straight at Dr Conrad, with a manslaughter label attached.
How much was Farrah Fawcett worth, & who received the money? The actress was worth an estimated 5.5 million at the time of her death (according to the National Enquirer). As for who got the money, there might be some surprises there. Farrah had updated her will in 2007. The big news is that her long time companion Ryan O Neal didn't get one red cent. The bulk of the estate went to her troubled son Redmond.
Redmond gets everything
Now everyone is well aware of Redmond O Neal's substance abuse issues. So that leads to the question "What was she thinking?" Well Farrah did make appropriate provisions. Redmond's inheritance is in trust. It is to be admisistered by 2 executors. They will provide him with a monthly allowance. Even more importantly they will carefully monitor the lad's monthly expenses, just to make sure that things don't get out of hand. Wise planning on Farrah's part. As for Ryan, Bild.com is reporting that he's already involved with some one else.
Wondertrash is everything that glitters and isn't gold, like chrome Oscar statuettes & shiny botoxed foreheads (celebs love shiny stuff). It's the fool's gold of fame & fortune.
It's the story that people can't stop talking about. It's got a pretty girl, a peep hole, and Internet humiliation, plus plenty of nudity. Some people smell something fishy, like Geraldo.
Now that comic con is getting hip, relatively normal people might be tempted to attend. By normal I mean people with jobs, cars, and who haven't read a comic since they started dating. The reasons they might attend might be anything from trying to spot one of the many celebs who pop by to hype their latest comic based project - "Hey misfits, I'm really into this shit too, so I hope you'll support me at the box office", to trying to score some action with some of the hot nerds girls turned out in their Powergirl or Donna Troy outfits.
Anyhow if you want to blend in credibly, then you're gonna have to be more believable than the celebrity set. You'll definitely need some talking points, if you want to be accepted by the nerds ads one of them. The topics are gonna have to be more than "Oh yeah, I read a comic once. It was about this hippy hitch hiker chick with big boobs". Just watch the following video, hosted by two real live nerds, and pay careful attention to the everything they say. Nerds are obsessively interested in anything that no normal person would care about(and vice versa - they're known for frequent slips in personal hygiene for instance), so you can't bluff your way through. They will sniff out bullshit almost immediately (like references to The Green Lantern and Kato - that just won't fly no matter how much you insist you watched it as a kid).
I remember when it used to be strictly the 'get a life' bunch - acne, braces, inhalers, & moms waiting in the cars. Is nothing safe from commercialism?
So what lead to Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo's bust up. Well the Dallas Cowboy's QB had been fed up with his high maintenance high strung girlfriend for months. There had been a lot of fighting, and by a lot I mean pretty much non stop. This made the relationship some what one sided: Jess got all the fun of emotionally venting, while poor Tony had to absorb it.
Too hot to handle, even for a QB
Tony had planned to leave months ago, but his escape plans were complicated by the gift of a $100 000 speed boat from Jess for his birthday. I guess he decided to stick around at least until the refund ran out. however when a relationship is that troubled then it's on borrowed time.
Fuss & short fuse
Time ran out for Jess and Tony during a car trip across Texas. The were traveling from Dallas to Austin to attend a gold tournament. Now that's a 3 hour trip. There's not much to do during those long tedious hours except hash and rehash all the problems in a relationship. At some point during Jess's litany of complaints Tony's fuse ran out. He pulled into the parking lot of a IHOP (House of Pancakes) and told Jess tog et out. Perhaps expecting the show down to continue inthe parking lot, Jess did, and foolishly slammed the door behind her. Seeing his opening the quarterback made a break for it, gunning the engine a peeling out of the parking. This left Jess behind bawling and crying for 2 hours until some one finally picked her up. I'm impressed that she managed to avoid a pancake binge!
