Franken: 'So Thrilled' at Minn. Senate Race Win

Al Franken has given up comedy for politics. I guess that he got tired of honest work.

Perez Hilton - Don't Get Physical

Sarah Jessica Parker baby picture

Madoff Sentenced - Overkill?

It was hard to find anything that wasn't about Michael Jackson or Transformers 2, but here it is.



At 150 years, he'll have to be reincarnated several times to complete his sentence (unless a couple of life sentences get knocked off for good behavior)! He'd be easier to sympathize with if he'd just cheated on his taxes.

Happy Summer Everyone

Johnny Depp as John Dillinger

What You Missed

Some one still finds Cameron Diaz attractive so that's news.

Bernie Madoff - Time For Money?

In the business world time is money. So what do you give the guy who had everything? 150 years federal time. It could be worse. A careless typo and he might have had 150 years feral time! Phil Spector didn't get that much for killing some one. So let it be a lesson to you, don't mess with the money!

Bad Reporter

Parenthetically speaking - writing between the lines

"Hey Homer, some guy paid me $50 to sign some organ donor card!"

Do celebrities get special treatment when it comes to organ transplants? Whether or not they come first I'm sure that they do get the really premium organs - the prime cuts. If Steve Jobs wants a liver, no doubt some healthy strapping 18 year old is specifically sacrificed for him, under a full moon by Wiccan priests chanting hymns to Gaia. If you or I needed a liver, we'd probably get some shitty used liver out of a 50 year old drug addicted homeless person ("Will sell liver for booze!"). They'd have probably been drinking straight Lysol for the past 5 years! You know how the world works (a friend of mine swears that his liver transplant came from a police tazer victim, and that the residual static charge caused him to develop epilepsy. He's currently looking into a lawsuit)!

Tazed & confused

Personally I think that Jobs just got tired of the old one, and wanted an upgrade. Perhaps he was looking for some thing with lots of smart user applications (I just hope that he didn't get one of those PC livers!). I guess that it's just lucky for the 18 years olds of America that Jobs wasn't impotent, or no high school quarter back would've been safe ("Hey Gates, I just bought Tom Brady's hard on! Let's see you top that!" "Pull up your pants Jobs. I don't want to see your penis graft!")! As for the 18 year old cheerleaders of America, they might want to look out. I hear that Julia Roberts is looking into a face transplant! She's said to be expressing a keen interest in Alison Stokke!

"Dude, where's my liver?"

Soylent Green - It's just not fair!

Bogus Zen: To object to the fact that the rich are getting first dibs on the good transplant material, rather than that victims might be selected to supply it, is the basis of socialism! For the unclear, that's a basic difference between socialism & Christianity. Social justice means that you have the same right to cannibalize your fellow men as a billionaire! The lefties just failed to realize that life isn't fair. Right wingers never confuse religion & politics; they count on everyone else doing that. To think that someone said you can't buy health!

Biographic

Gov Sanford's 'sex friend' issues statement

Gov Sanford ain't the only politician with women problems, not if the John Edwards sex tape rumours are true!

Happy Birthday Lindsay Lohan

Osbourne Knows Talent

Speaking of really funny and a little crazy -

Too dense to be affected - Thick heads think thick!

Perhaps that was more really crazy & a little funny! No aviators were harmed in the production of this video. Genuine stupidity is almost impervious to injury; and though these guys strapped themselves into their death traps and hopped over the edge of cliffs, they often walked a way without so much as a nose bleed! You wouldn't make a dent in such thick heads with a sledge hammer! At least now you know where the inspiration for the Road Runner cartoons came from!

Olivia Wilde

Megan Fox has done alright for a girl who only made no 2 on Maxim's hot 100 list. Now let's take a look at No 1 Olivia Wilde!



Though Olivia is gratified that people find smart sexy, she wasn't exactly solving quadratic equations on a chalk board in the above video. I wonder when people are gonna find 'no BS' sexy? If Megan Fox's recent interviews are any indication she's already covering that angle. The question is whether Megger's honesty is her best policy, or whether she's learned to make it by faking sincerity.

T.V. Pitchman "Billy Mays" Found Dead - possible occult connection?

Morlocks close another deal?

So what's with the sudden wave of celebrity deaths: unfortunate alignment of planets or pagan solstice blood sacrifice gone amok? For the astrology people here's a chart of current sky positions! Note the hyperactive Uranus in opposition to the Moon (Moon rules public and public careers - hence celebrities!).


Patrick Swayze managed to survive this difficult Uranus transition period (so far) because he's been on the celebrity death watch for months now, & a watched pot never boils.

Gary Bell & the View from Space - "I'm just saying what we're all thinking, right?"

As for the pagan solstice sacrifice people Toronto's View From Space slot on 640AM was filled with a repeat last night - "Heath Ledger was an Illuminati blood sacrifice". I can only imagine what kind of a program Gary Bell had planned for last night. The station probably considered it too dangerous to air!

Who'll win Britain's Next Top Model? Viola gives her verdict

Now that the creepy black guy is dead, what about the creepy white guy?

Now Michael Jackson has been publicly reamed for sometime over his suspected antics with young boys. That makes him a hard man to defend. The only thing any one can say is that if we're gonna be consistent in this Jackson bashing and enjoy it guilt free, then should the hounds be headed in another direction right now?? If I were black I know what I'd be thingking - "double standard"!

Pete Townsend

Harry Potter & the Half-Blood Prince Official Trailer

Blogging & Brain Damage

Now, through special technology that can scan the brain of a blogger at work, we might actually be able to answer the question "Does the Internet cause brain damage?" Just watch the video below to catch a glimpse of a sludgier stream of consciousness, and then ask yourself "how often have similar thoughts been running through my head after a few hours online?"

If you could read my mind

Sherlock Holmes Official Movie Trailer

Believe it or not Transformers 2 isn't the only movie on the planet. The trailer for Guy Ritchie/Robert Downey's Sherlock Holmes is out.



After viewing the above clip most people's first response if "what the fuck". Never fear however, cause there are plenty more boffo ideas where that came from, like



BTW that pic came from a 'fight of the superwomen' site, & guess who prevailed in the Trinity vs Jolie showdown. I guess that Jennifer Aniston ain't the only one AJ should be afraid of!

Dodge this!

Megan on Kimmel - she's bringing "foxy" back!

Megan Fox was a Banana-dancer

Megan Fox isn't bad, she's just drawn that way

Incidentally the Little Rose Boy has a name - Harvey Kindlon, and a heart wrenching story of rejection - read about it @ ZackTaylor.com! Rumour has it that Harvey & Megan will even be meeting face to face again, soon!

Lisa Marie Presley on Michael Jackson

Lisa Marie Presley opens up about her ex Michael Jackson. She seems to have been re neacting her mother's drama with her father. Before we look at her Myspace posting, posted in full below, let's take a look at some of the developing conspiracy theories -

There's Something Fishy About Michael Jackson's Death

I'm surprised that Heath Ledger hasn't been referenced yet, or some alarming trend of Hollywood prescription drug abuse hasn't been pointed out; by anyone other than Deepak Chopra that is. Prescription pill abuse could well be the story. While Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, & Lindsay Lohan have been able to survive both their addictions and repeated interventions; it was the pill poppers who came to grief.

Now onto Lisa Marie - rom her Myspace page:

Years ago Michael and I were having a deep conversation about life in general.
I can’t recall the exact subject matter but he may have been questioning me about the circumstances of my Fathers Death.

At some point he paused, he stared at me very intensely and he stated with an almost calm certainty, “I am afraid that I am going to end up like him, the way he did.”

I promptly tried to deter him from the idea, at which point he just shrugged his shoulders and nodded almost matter of fact as if to let me know, he knew what he knew and that was kind of that.

14 years later I am sitting here watching on the news an ambulance leaves the driveway of his home, the big gates, the crowds outside the gates, the coverage, the crowds outside the hospital, the Cause of death and what may have led up to it and the memory of this conversation hit me, as did the unstoppable tears.

A predicted ending by him, by loved ones and by me, but what I didn’t predict was how much it was going to hurt when it finally happened.

The person I failed to help is being transferred right now to the LA County Coroners office for his Autopsy.

All of my indifference and detachment that I worked so hard to achieve over the years has just gone into the bowels of hell and right now I am gutted.

I am going to say now what I have never said before because I want the truth out there for once.

Our relationship was not “a sham” as is being reported in the press. It was an unusual relationship yes, where two unusual people who did not live or know a “Normal life” found a connection, perhaps with some suspect timing on his part. Nonetheless, I do believe he loved me as much as he could love anyone and I loved him very much.

I wanted to “save him” I wanted to save him from the inevitable which is what has just happened.

His family and his loved ones also wanted to save him from this as well but didn’t know how and this was 14 years ago. We all worried that this would be the outcome then.
At that time, In trying to save him, I almost lost myself.

He was an incredibly dynamic force and power that was not to be underestimated.
When he used it for something good, It was the best and when he used it for something bad, It was really, REALLY bad.

Mediocrity was not a concept that would even for a second enter Michael Jackson’s being or actions.

I became very ill and emotionally/ spiritually exhausted in my quest to save him from certain self-destructive behavior and from the awful vampires and leeches he would always manage to magnetize around him.

I was in over my head while trying.

I had my children to care for, I had to make a decision.

The hardest decision I have ever had to make, which was to walk away and let his fate have him, even though I desperately loved him and tried to stop or reverse it somehow.

After the Divorce, I spent a few years obsessing about him and what I could have done different, in regret.

Then I spent some angry years at the whole situation.

At some point, I truly became Indifferent, until now.

As I sit here overwhelmed with sadness, reflection and confusion at what was my biggest failure to date, watching on the news almost play by play The exact Scenario I saw happen on August 16th, 1977 happening again right now with Michael (A sight I never wanted to see again) just as he predicted, I am truly, truly gutted.

Any ill experience or words I have felt towards him in the past has just died inside of me along with him.

He was an amazing person and I am lucky to have gotten as close to him as I did and to have had the many experiences and years that we had together.

I desperately hope that he can be relieved from his pain, pressure and turmoil now.
He deserves to be free from all of that and I hope he is in a better place or will be.

I also hope that anyone else who feels they have failed to help him can be set free because he hopefully finally is.

The World is in shock but somehow he knew exactly how his fate would be played out some day more than anyone else knew, and he was right.

I really needed to say this right now, thanks for listening.

~LMP

Megan Fox Transformed - New & Improved

If you're a regular reader for Wondertrash then you probably need to get a life. You're probably also aware of the digital enhancements performed on Megan Fox in the new Transformers 2 movie. Michael Bay felt that it was essential to the film's success for Megger's to looker 'hotter than any human actress'. To what extent has Megan herself participated in this process? Well look at the following pix and be the judge!




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Michael Jackson: 911 Call + Coroner's Statement

Michael Jackson On Twitter

The Michael Jackson media feeding frenzy continues.



The NYP has an article on Michael Jackson's "dangerous drug cocktail". Incidentally Deepak Chopra is on Larry King calling Hollywood doctors 'drug pushers to celebrities' and 'licensed killers'. Deepak also implies that he could've been a big deal back when he was starting to get popular with the celeb set, if he'd made free with the level 3 narcotics; but he just had too much integrity! I suppose that's why we're hearing from him now on CNN, the by word for integrity (well at least they're better than FOX, barely). It must be so hard for a man of integrity in the entertainment busy. I guess that's why Jesus stuck to the poor.

Pamela Anderson is a Hollywood succubus!

Plastic surgery is like photoshop for your face

When I saw a recent photo of Pam Anderson on Distortrait I was shocked. Was her face rejecting it's collagen implants? Since Distortrait posts photoshoped caricatures of celebs I assumed it was an exaggeration, until I found the photo on which the image was based. If anything they made Pammy look better than her current sorry state. The original, in which poor Pam looks like something out of a nightmare, is posted below.

Fame - you have to want it!

The poor woman's current appearance is so bad that she could be mistaken for Lisa Rinna! Considering that Anderson was originally admired for her healthy, natural beauty, it makes the frightful mess her face is now in even more unfortunate. Michael Jackson might've gotten some flack over the years for his overindulgence in plastic surgery, but he was not alone. Many other of the beautiful people have followed the same path with similar zeal! Who you are is God's gift to you, what you make of it is your gift to God. So don't make a mess of it by trying to be some one your not! Just remember that there's a thin line between Megan Fox and Katie Jordan Price! Next stop from there - Janice Dickinson!

Sienna Miller - still a dumb slut

Remember when Sienna Miller gave that interview a while back? That's the one where she fessed up that many of her recent decisions haven't been the brightest. People assumed she was referring to her serial home wrecking. Well perhaps Sienna didn't intend to be taken literally. For one thing Sienna was recently photographed living it up with her latest dumb decision - former TV actor Balthazar Getty. I guess this only goes to show that you can't believe everything you read in entertainment magazines, especially when it's a verbatim quote from a celebrity!

More rejection for Jennifer Aniston

"Why haven't any of these stupid kids offered me any roses yet?"

Jennipooh was out and about recently, as you can see in the above photo. Even though she was surrounded by young boys, she could not find one eager to offer her a rose. She had gotten the idea during the recent (and ongoing!) Transformers 2 media blitz (that thing has so far proved unstoppable, and has only been momentarily slowed by the passing of Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett. Michael Bay is however in mortal dread lest any more celebrities die and distract public attention away from Megan Fox's charms), and made her way out, hoping that some young lad might proffer up a token of his admiration. She had then intended to rush past hurriedly. In this way she might make herself feel once again desired and important. "I can be cruel and beautiful too!" Alas not even so much as a wilted daisy was pointed in her direction. I just hope she's hung on to that Marley dog from the film.



As for the fact that Ms Aniston's shoes are missing, I believe that they may have been thrown at young boys who were impertinent enough not to offer roses.

Billy Bob Thornton’s Daughter Indicted For First Degree Murder

There's more to life than Michael Jackson's death. While the entire planet has been tweeting about the mega star's passing, Billy Bob Thorton's daughter, Amanda Brumfield, has been indicted for 1st degree murder! Amanda got herself into some trouble while baby sitting. The child left in her care would up dead. Amanda says she has no clear recollection of what happened. One minute they were playing happily, then she went for a nap. When she woke up the child was cold.

When a small child winds up dead, the usual excuses like "I don't know" or "it was like that when I got here" just don't cut it. So the Florida prosecutors who are handling the case got very insistent about getting to the bottom of things. Now that the have a murder charge to work with, Ms Brumfield should be very highly motivated to come up with some details as to how a child she was responsible for died. Well at least this was caught before she wound up doing nanny detail for Brangelina!

Next Week @ the National Enquirer - Oprah's Lost Diaries!

Of course this was done before the passing of Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett, so look for something completely different to hit the stands. That's one of the big draw backs of the print medium - it's hopelessly behind the events curve! Keep checking out Wondertrash for a current view of the event horizon! Remember to tell your friends to check us out too!

Michael Jackson - suicide?

So far what we know is that Michael Jackson died of a 'heart attack'. Now he was recently given a physical, which he passed with flying colours. He was given that physical because he had another world tour planned, and his last concert tour in England ran into trouble when there was trouble ensuring him. So for the tour to go forward he needed insurance, and to get insured he needed a clean bill of health.

When you're a celeb and you need a clean bill of health badly enough you'll get it. Jackson needed it bad because at he time of his death he was $400 000 000 in debt. He'd been having financial difficulties ever since his much publicized legal scandals. He'd bargained away major portions of his Beatles song catalog, & Neverland had gone on the blocks. He was a man in desperate need of a cash infusion.

Perhaps that's why he was said to be abusing prescription drugs. An autopsy is already being geared up for that - set for some time tomorrow. There's some other issue that an autopsy might be looking into. A Criminal Investigation Unit is getting a head start on that even now. Now CNN is saying that is regular protocol when a young man in good health - like 50 year old Michael passes. However I gonna say something that hasn't been mentioned yet (perhaps everyone is talking around it) "was this suicide?" When a man with financial and legal problems dies unexpectedly and pills are involved, it doesn't take Lt. Colombo to ask that question.

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You heard that Michael Jackson had some money problems. Well current reports (by way of CNN live internet feed) say that the singer was $400 000 000 in debt at the time of his death.

Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett

Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett have died.

There had been rumour about Jackson's ill health for awhile. These were mostly coming from Ian Undercover, who claimed that Jackson was near death, but these got discredited when his Brangelina predictions didn't pan out. The official cause of Jackson's death is 'heart attack' but there are rumours that he had a major prescription drug addiction. For more on these celebrity passings link over to Illiterate Electorate.

Nuts & Guns - together at last

Mel Gibson's Father Speaks en Yahoo! Video

So what does controversial actor Mel Gibson's even more controversial father holocaust denier Hutton Gibson have in common with Holocaust Museum shooter James von Brunn? Besides rabid anti semitism and a belief that the holocaust is fiction they share a connection to another neo nazi type extremist. Von Brunn used to work for a fellow called Willis Carto, through and organization called Noontide Press. Carto also runs another organization called The Institute for Historical Review. Now in his capacity as head of that group he holds something called The Barnes Review. That's a conference where people in white sheets & tinfoil hats get together to discuss how the Illuminati and the Reptilian Bloodline are conspiring to hold back coldwater fusion in an attempt to undermine the human race; or some such nonsense. Back in 2003 The Barnes Review had a celebrity speaker - that's right, Hutton Gibson. It's a small world isn't it?

Screwed Like Spitzer! Sanford's sob story.

South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is really really sorry, & has a whole song & dance to prove it. Let me hum a few bars to see if you know the tune!



Now here's the bare bones of the story, without accompanying violins!



Now here's another little musical dedication for he man of the hour!

Transformers 2 Interviews with Shia LaBeouf and Megan Fox

Video Game - E3 2009 - Attack of the Show

Star Wars & Space Cases

Looks like Katie Jordan Price is setting the record straight about the Peter Andre thing. Jordan was recently involved in a 'club attack'. She wasn't attacked with clubs, but verbally attacked in a club. 6 drunken yobbos, possibly Scousers, let her have the what for when she was out on one of her wild drunken rampages. They basically told her that they though Peter was 'all right'.

Now Jordan wasn't gonna take that lying down. So naturally she got on Twitter to call poor old Petey a bunch of bad names, and then claimed that he was the one who left her. That oughta put the right spin on things, and if it doesn't then she can claim she was drunken tweeting!

Sarah Palin: Alien Abduction Victim?

More disturbing are the Sarah Palin Scientology rumours. There are some stories going around that the space cult has targeted the Alaskan Governor. John Coale is one of her top advisers. Now he's better known as Mr Greta van Susteren, but his also an OT! Having worked closely with Governor Sarah he must've realized that she would be a perfect Sci candidate: she has a healthy interest in world domination and she is open minded. In fact she open minded almost to the point of being empty headed. She can see dinosaurs from her front window, or something. On the bright side at leas t this will give Palin something in common with shrill liberal 'comedian' Janeane Garofalo.

supposed atheist Garofalo used her Air America radio show go shithouse-rat crazy for the controversial New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Project, based on the teachings of--drum roll, please--L. Ron Hubbard. She dedicated multiple episodes of "Majority Report" to the program, which caused increasingly strained relations between Garofalo and co-host Sam Seder. Seder and the show's producer walked off in protest after Garofalo suggested he wouldn't have opposed the project if it had been "linked to Jews instead of Scientologists."

"A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water."
-- Eleanor Roosevelt

Bon Jovi gets respectable!

Guess who got inducted! Had Heather Locklear & Denise Richards showed up then there might've been another Real Housewives style punch up, I mean cat fight.

More Catfights!

BTW our celebrity Tweet of the day is from Paris Hilton:



Now I know what you're thinking - what with all the recent talk. Before you go jumping to any conclusions you really oughta see the pic!



There, you see! It was only a part of some movie and completely harmless. Don't you peolpe ever get tired of misjudging that poor girl? Shame on you for what you were thinking!

The Usual Suspects

Bring on the lovers, liars, & clowns!

Some quick updates on the usual suspects: Jordan, Perezhilton, Mel Gibson & Oksana Grigorieva, etc. BTW Oksana now has her own website where you can download her tunes. Not fantastic stuff despite what Mel says - caterwauling mostly. If Carla Bruni can flog her songs via the Internet then why not. There's also an unofficial Grigorieva site - oksanagrigorieva.info. That one sounds like more fun. Their top story is "paternity test on the way". I guess Mel is getting a little concerned since Oksana was doing it with David Foster at about the same time she was with Mel. She was living in one of Foster's homes at the time too, and also busted up his marriage. A pattern is developing here! Look out Sienna Miller, or you'll be demoted to Hollywood's 2nd most dangerous home wrecker!

Any happy endings?

I wonder if Jordan will hook up with the now single Jon Gosselin? That's a scenario so rich in possibilities that it might be worth Simon Cowell's while to play matchmaker! Besides, Jon's been with worse, barely.

More On Megan & the Rose Boy

Megger's recent gave a public apology to the little rose boy for ignoring him on the red carpet. She explained that bedlam was breaking loose at he time so it wasn't really possible to respond. Now that's sweet of her to say, but does she mean it? Well here's a close up photo of the incident as it went down. Let's take a look.



As you can see Meggers is being dragged along by one burly security person, who has her firmly by the arm. Another is running interference between her and the crowd, and placing himself physically in the way. So it looks like her story stands up. Under such circumstances Foxy probably couldn't have accepted the rose. Personally I'll give her the benefit of the doubt on this one.

As for those persistent rumour of a Fox - BAG bust up, Foxy's official Myspace page lists her as 'in a relationship".

Fox on Perez Hilton

Not even Larry King wouldn't touch this!

Bill O Reilly takes time out from Iran, the economy, North Korea, etc. to cover the really important Perez Hilton assault story! Call me cynical but this is just drawing attention away from more important stories, like the President's smoking addiction.



The No Spin Zone - he's speaks of things that matter with words that must be said! Coming soon a special world exclusive interview with Carrie Prejean's breast implants! I've been waiting for their side of the story. Glad to see that Bill-O still has his finger on the pulse of world events!

Daryl Hannah Arrested

Environmental protest is so last year

Splash actress Daryl Hannah has been keeping busy since her semi retirement from the world of show business. In addition to inventing a board game, Hannah has become political. In fact she's gone radical. Hannah has taken up the cause of environmentalism with a vengeance. This has lead to some brushes with the law in the past. Now she's had another.

Hannah got herself arrested down in Naoma West Virginia. Seems that the local power concern, Massey Energy Co., peeked the actresses ire by their coal mining activities. In their enthusiasm to get at the coal, Massey had begun blasting the tops off of the near by mountains. Hannah felt that these terraforming activities might some how negatively impact the environment, and so swung into action. Along with her cohorts, former U.S. Rep. Ken Hechler & NASA scientist James Hansen, she blocked the road to prevent the demolition crews from continuing their work. That's when local authority types swung into action! State Police Michael Baylous & his gallant comrades swooped in a scooped up the protesters, to treat them to some Virginian hospitality. Basically Hannah & co. were locked up until the blasting crews could pass. After business as usual was resumed, Hannah & her friends were released.

"They're blowing up mountains, again!" - did her inner alien have a Thetan flashback?

Now the police did have other motives besides getting the explosives to their designated targets. Seems that some locals were starting to protest he protesters. Since mining is a big deal in that neck of the woods, miners & their families showed up to let Hannah and her posse have the what for. Hannah tired to explain that that it was possible to keep America energy self sufficient without harming defenseless mountain, but the town's folk would have none of it. Miners such as Fred Griggs, and their families showed up to apply a little pressure of their own. So Hannah and the Green Team might've been better off in the relative safety of the local poky. These are trying economic times, and you don't mess with a working man's bread & butter. At leas this is a change from the usual celebrity drunk & disorderly, and no rehab time will be required!

More on Meester

Do you think that she was porn yesterday or something?

Celebrity Tweet of the Day!

Ed McMahon Dead

More on Perez

The whole thing is a legal matter now, but if I were Perez I wouldn't get my hopes up. The courts a treating assault with something less than zero tolerance right now.

Chris Brown from rama on Vimeo.

Jon & Kate + 8 Seperate

Julia Voth for Wonder Woman

If Megan Fox doesn't want the role then there's a young up & coming actress who might be great in the role!





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ER's George Clooney's RX for Swine Flu!

Alcohol does have antiseptic qualities. If you go onto the harder stuff, like Keith Richards, Pete Doherty, & Amy Winehouse, you'll be immune to everything. No disease will be strong enough to survive in your system. Have you ever heard of a junkie with cancer? For more of the story head over to the National Enquirer!

ZSA ZSA RUSHED TO ER

Screen legend (B movie actress) Zsa Zsa Gabor has been rushed to the ER! The actress was rushed to the hospital by her husband "Prince" Frederick von Anhalt. If he sounds familiar he should. He almost adopted his former lover Anna Nicole Smith, and gained the title of prince when he was adopted by a former, titled lover. He was also found naked from the waist down and handcuffed to the steering wheel of his car after some sleazy pick up went wrong.

Now Anhalt claims that Zsa Zsa has lost the will to live after losing her money at the hands of Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff. Also most of her friends and family are dead. Anhalt says that this has been a great emotional burden for the aging actress. However life with her colourful gigolo husband couldn't have been a walk in the park either. I just hope that he hasn't been shooting her full of insulin or anything!



BTW Natalie Portman was a researcher for Klaus von Bulow lawyer Alan Derschowtiz during her time at Harvard (though her major was psych, not law).

Don't believe the rumours about Transfomers 2 on youtube!

There's a video posted to youtube claiming to be part 1 out of a 9 segment version of Transformers 2. Beware, if you click on you get this -



Now that isn't bad, it's just not Transformers 2.

Philip Markoff pleads not guilty

Perez Hilton might be working himself into a hysterical fit over what is alleged to have happened at Toronto's Muchmusic Awards last night (another awards show! Doesn't the glitterati ever get tired of those things? Start handing out tacky chrome statuettes & they will come!), but it's not like he had a run in with the Craigslist killer of anything. As for the alleged Craigslist serial murder, he's pleading "not guilty". Just like Amanda Knox!

Well I hope that the cops are treating him better than Foxy Knoxy & not calling him bad names, not forbidding him to use his iPod & blackberry etc. Wait a minute - the Italian authorities are letting Knoxy use her iPod. They way she's been moaning and weeping you'd think that she was being subjected to non stop waterboarding down at Guantanamo Bay! Thank God they've denied her Internet access since the World Wide Web could do without her Tweets - "Guard brought meal to my cell. Gave me dirty look. Can't take anymore. Please help me!"

Perezhilton Twitters Assault - "Help what's the number for 911?"

Maybe agents of the Almighty Corps were trying to get Perez to renounce his faustian?

PerezHilton seems to have gotten into a little 'altercation' with WillIAm from the Black Eyed Peas. Apparently Will and his security team 'black eyed' Perez by delivering a smack down (right here in Toronto, too) that Perez was quick to transmit via Twitter. Here's his version of the account:



Well I guess that Fergie can forget about any positive coverage from PH! Next to the tragedy in Iran, this is the most talked about story on Twitter. Twit is the medium of choice when it comes to covering sudden fits of violence!

BTW the owner of Gossiprocks website claims that his friends were there and that they saw it go down - for real. Get Perez unofficial official statement on his site. Though Canada's #1 gossipista Lainey was @ Ultra she manged to get a free vodka hangover instead of any info on Perez. When it comes to making up nasty names Laineygossip is #1, but for the real dirt as it breaks, you gotta go to Gossiprocks! Oh yeah and this site!