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Kelly Clarkson Downunder

Is anyone remotely interested in Kelly Clarkson? If so here's an interview done for the folks down under. Now I don't mean her evil masters, or whoever is responsible for her improbable career, but Australian TV.



Speaking of talent show celebrities, Susan Boyle's home town reacts to her Britain's Got Talent loss.



BTW many thanks to the good folk over at BlazingCatFur for an honourable mention this morning. It resulted in a significant traffic jump. BCF must be a very widely read blog!

Sharon Stone is a dumbass

Sharon stoned or just stunned?

Remember when Basic Instinct star Sharon Stone used to go around telling everyone that she was a member of Mensa with a 160+ IQ? Well Mensa disavowed any knowledge of her membership in the HiQ organization. In fact there was no record of Stone ever having taken an IQ test in her life, let alone scoring att he same level as Bill Gates and Albert Einstein.

wrath of Chaka Khan

Well it looks like those rumors about her alleged intelligence have finally been put to rest (like her career and her marriage). Ms. Stone was recently involved in some emceeing work for a new Turkish hotel. It's called the Mardan Palace in Antalya, it's the most expensive restort in Europe, and caters to a largely celebrity clientel. Maybe that's why stone picked up 1.5 million for the gig. Anyway Stone was doing her speach when she got to the part that called for a reference to Turkey's allies Azerbaijan. Stone stared at her teleprompter incredulously, and then announced "I can't say that". Instead of Azerbaijan, she substituted, and quite loudly, "Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan!" The audience was packed with celebrities, including Paris Hilton, but it was Sharon S who won the booby prize that day. Jessica Simpson, you may hold your head up in public once again.

Housewives get real

She said she was a dancer!

Looks like reality TV show Real Housewives of New Jersey is about to get even more real. Seems that Danielle Staub, one of the wives, was featured prominently in a now out of print book called Cop Without a Badge (no that's not the one the guy on Barney Miller wrote!). By prominently I mean that she had a pretty peppery past. According to the book Staub was into everything and everyone. Quite a few were into her too. When she wasn't supporting herself as a stripper under the nom de tramp Beverly Merrill(she worked at a club called Satin Dolls which was used as the Bada Bing club on The Sopranos), she was involved in crime (kidnapping among other things - her boyfriend needed to get a rich kid client to pay up on his dope bill. In that kind of situation you can't really call a collection agency), and had a few near misses with prison. Here's her mugshot, plus a few excerpts from the book!

The 140 character movie?

Hollywood was bound to get to this and sooner rather than later!

Julia Voth for Wonder Woman?

That Wonder Woman picture that's been kicking around for years is threatening to pick up steam. Joel Silvers has moved it onto the front burner. Now they only need an actress to fill out those bright red go go boots. What about Julia Voth?


Julia was last seen in Bitchslap so we can assume she knows her way around an action scene. She's also the basis for the Jill Valentine character in Resident Evil 5. I guess that gives her the inside track in the eventual casting for the inevitable RE 5 movie!

If you want to pester Julia for any reason, she's available for casual stalking over @ Myspace.com. Just keep it casual!







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Boyle Loses to Diversity

Spiderman 4 gearing up

Ripping on Cowell

Randy and Paula weren't too convincing, but man that insult dog had Cowell down pat! Just don't call him Simon Cowbell - 'cause that would hurt.

Slimy Limey Simon Cowell isn't finsished exploiting children and spinsters

So will Susan reach the "Boyling point"? The pressure is continuing to mount for the Britain's Got Talent contestants, as Simon Cowell & Co. continue to toy with spinsters, children, and other innocents, for public entertainment. Wasn't Mick Hucknall the guy who said "Simon Cowell is the devil"? Maybe he just called him slimy and evil. Hey, give him credit for using the Jerry Springer routine to reinvent the Gong Show! Check out CNN's Showbiz for continuing video updates on this and other developing stories!

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Will the public take 'back down' coming from someone like Cowell?

Can the Simon Cowell backlash be far away? I think that ironically Susan Boyle might prove the beginning of the end for him. Some of the BGT judges recently made statements shaming the public and the media for putting too much pressure on Boyle. In other words "back off". We're not the ones pushing her in front of the cameras.

Simon the Instigator: says "get off her back" after arranging the lights, camera, and the action

It seems that Cowell & Co feel that using her to create a little drama might be good for ratings. The public and press have been warned to back off and give the woman some space. However is rumours are to be believed (and would you believe Cowell if he told you the time of day?) she's been close to quitting numerous times. So who's talking her into hanging in their? Wagging your finger at the public and press after you basically set everything up is not really clever. It just shows a hell of a nerve. If the public and press decide that they don't need to be shamed because Cowell's the one really responsible for this fiasco, then the meter might start running out on his public career. It would be ironic if he became his final victim.

Jack Tweed visits Jane Goody's grave

So for a quick recap on that

1. Jack Tweed is going from fighting to promoting fights; I love it when a plan comes together.
2. Gisele Bundchen ain't making babies but she's still making money, just not as much as she's accustomed to. Still with her and Heidi Klum topping the modeling list it looks like the Germans are really taking over ( I know Bundchen's Brazilian but she's ethnically German and those German only breed amongst themselves. They're too damned arrogant to get involved with anyone else!).
   
3. Drama-mama Angelina Jolie has been injured, hospitalized, and released all in under 24 hours. Apparently she bumped into something. That can happen when you're walking around stoned and half starved, and like a zombie!
4. Katie Jordan Price has shown her big plastics tits in public again. She showed up at some function or other glowing bright orange - business as usual as an eyesore for hire.
   
5. Finally can you stand the suspense of waiting to see whether Susan Boyle can stand the pressure? There's only one way to find out!

Prince Harry visits ground zero NYC

Angelina Jolie considering part in next Batman!

You've gotta admit that she looks the part!

Susan Boyle at the boiling point?

Phil Spector Busted - 19 to life

Gisele Bundchen not pregnant - ever!

Tom Brady addressed rumours about his wife's alleged pregnancy during an interview with ahead shake and the comment "One is enough". That kind of blanket statement seems to be a 'not now, not ever' sort of deal. So what's up? My theory is that Gisele Bundchen suffers from AIS - some times called the supermodel disease. Now an explanation on AIS, or Androgen Insensitivity Disorder, would be kind of complicated. So to put it in layman's terms -

Cameron Diaz set to do film with Tom Cruise

Celebrity Gossip, Pictures, Videos, Paparazzi's Celebrity Blog

Believe it or not Cameron Diaz is set to co star in a new film with Tom Cruise. The flick, which will be directed by James Mangold, will be called Witchita, and is due for release in the summer of 2010. Cruise will be playing a secret agent who keeps reappearing in the life of a woman, whom I assume is Diaz. This will be the first time that the pair have appeared in a film together since Diaz was Cruise's girlfriend in Vanilla Sky. Both Cruise and Diaz have already approved the script.

Katie Holmes wants her groove back

All work & no sex makes for one unhappy little fembot? This no sex thing is beginning to sound suspiciously like Mimi Rodgers.

Katie Holmes is morning the loss of her sex life. According to Closer Magazine as the star approaches 30, she's becoming increasingly frustrated with her all work and no play lifestyle. Both she and husband Tom Cruise have hectic schedules and that doesn't leave time for many tender moments. Even though Tom claims to have a passionate approach to life, the energy isn't carrying over into the bedroom. Then again maybe Katie only has herself to blames. Rumors are that Tom is begging her for another child, but Katie is intent on pursuing her career, whatever that is these days. Besides, what real objection could she have with another pregnancy. It's not like it would be her first date with the turkey baster.

Phil Spector faces the music

Phil Spector has requested a reduced sentence for his murder conviction. Spector was found guilty for the death of B actress Lana Clarkson (Barbarian Queen). He was also found guilty on gun related offenses. The gun charges alone could get him 5 years, and the murder conviction carries a 15 year minimum. Spector maintains that he is not responsible for the death of Ms Clarkson, Plus his lawyers are claiming that the case against him was based on conjecture. So naturally Spector wants as much time shaved off of his sentence as possible. You can't blame a guy for trying, unless it's a case of attempted murder, in which case you can.




Update: May 29 Spector gets 19 to life for the murder of Lana Clarkson.

Michael Lohan Mugshot

He's getting quite a few of these isn't he. Why he's practically becoming a male model, or coverguy for Smokinggun.com anyway. Gabriel Aubrey watch out.

Jane Fonda uses wheel chair to pull a fast one @ LAX

Free wheeling Jane Fonda takes on the system! Original video @ TMZ.com, where the gossip video breaks first! If you only visit one gossip site, visit this one; but if you visit two, visit TMZ next!

Linni Meister My Ass

Words fail me, but absolutely awful is close enough!

Susan Boyle swearing and talking to herself

Get Smart

Little Girl With a Big IQ

Increase Intelligence And Achieve A 180 IQ @ Yahoo! Video

Do you want more out of life? Well you're not some Mr Stupidy Head. Why settle for 'more of the same' like money, youth, and attention? Here's you chance to have more on the ball!

How To Increase Your IQ Up To 14 Points @ Yahoo! Video

Counting backwards from 90 by 3's? That sounds even more tedious than push ups! Well at least we got one thing out of it - meat is good! There you go - vegetarians are more stupider than meat eaters! Damned stupid salad bar!

Still there is a good reason to building up the brain power. You wouldn't want to end up on the wrong side of natural selection. Take it from the Trailer Park Boys, it's 'survival of the fitness'! It a world teeming with stupidy (it's helps to overcontrol the population), give yourself the edge ;)

Katherine Heigl - the ego has landed

Katherine Heigl's latest stunt has observers wondering whether she really wants to go on working as a professional actress. Kat was all signed up to appear with an A list cast in a cinematic happening under development called Valentine's Day. That was to feature such luminaries as Ashton Kutcher, Julia Roberts, Shirley McLaine, Bradley Cooper, Anne Hathaway, and Jennifer Garner. Except for Cooper and Hathaway that's a who's who of has beens and also rans.

Kat can come off a little insecure, and keeping company like that made her demanding too. Kat told the film's producers that she wouldn't do the flick for less than 3 million. The producers told her that they were sorry she wouldn't be doing the flick. Now observers are accusing Queen Kong of being some sort of David Caruso on an ego trip!

That is the obvious conclusion. In fact I'd expected her to go Gail O Grady some time ago. Remarkably she's hung in there, and continued to bag film roles - mediocre looks & talent not withstanding. So what's the deal?

Well for one thing Hollywood doesn't always reward team players. A kind of inverse logic sometimes comes in to play where a cooperative person is perceived as a door mat - give an inch take a mile. A trouble maker some times gets coddled simply because they must be worth while if we've wasted this much time on them. So there maybe a method to Heigl's madness, which is merely a response to the madness of Hollywood's method. Also this project's starring credits remind me of the Titanic's passenger list. Who's to say that in a year Heigl won't look good for passing on this?

Brooke Hogan's Album Cover

I hear that it was inspired by the art work on the side of a used van!

Wonder Woman 2.0

The long anticipated Wonder Woman movie seems to be moving into high gear and so far the only thing we know about it is that it won't be starring Megan Fox. So that leaves the question "Who will be Wonder Woman?' Everyone has their own idea on that, but here's a little something for your consideration - Jessica Carter Altman, daughter of TV's original Wonder Woman.

Customer bugged over Tim Horton's chili

Tim's is gonna have to stop including those prizes with the chili. It ain't a box of crackerjacks!

Chris Brown is not a monster

... but he is kinda stoned. Well who wouldn't be with the PR problems he's had.
For this and more head over to the site which has become a household name in gossip - TMZ.

Avril Lavigne is a handful

- even for herself


Shot on location in sunny Malibu - MailOnline

Oksana Grigorieva before plastic sugery

She used to be quite attractive. Nowadays she looks a little like Octomom.


Just a guess but I'd say her lips have been done, she's had some facial filler, and probably botox.



By the way thanks to Mel and Oksana for making Wondertrash's associated youtube channel the 58th most viewed in Canada today - so far.

For Danielle Lloyd & her Bar Room Buddies

Adriana Lima Pregnant

This has got to be the time for Victoria Secret models married to pro athletes to get knocked up. First Gisele Bundchen announces that she's in the family, and no Adriana Lima shares similar news. Lima was married just a short while ago to the NBA's Marco Jaric. That took place on Valentine's Day down in Jackson's Hole Wyoming (very romantic location I hear). Now it was shortly after that spur of the moment elopement that the rumours started flying around. In particular there was a Myspace posting by one of that site's numerous Adriana Limas to the effect that she had joy growing inside her and wanted to share it with the world.

Well Lima's PR people pouched on that tout de suite. They released a statement that Lima was not pregnant. Further more she was not even on Myspace. Some imposture was spreading made up stories. I assume that her managers figured that it would be the wrong time for such a statement. Coming so close after her quickie wedding would only make tongues wag. Later might be better - so as not to connect the event too closely in people's minds (how dumb do these PR types think that we are anyway? Don't they know that counting back by 9 is a favourite pass time whenever anyone gets pregnant and no matter how long they've been married - cause who knows what might come to light latter). Well now mere months later the story that was officially denied is getting officially confirmed. So I wonder if one of those dozen or so Myspace Adriana's is the real one?

Mel & Sugartits

Oksana Grigorieva has been propelled into the public eye like a sharp object ever since she managed to get in the family way by Hollywood superstar Mel Gibson. So much so that we've begun to learn some things about here, like such as: she got a bad plastic surgery vibe goin' on, she's a musician of some sort, and she had a kid by Timothy Dalton.

Now here are somethings that you may not know. These things are still working there way along the grape vine so are highly unsubstantiated. The big thing is that while she was seeing Mel she was also seeing music producer David Foster (source TMZ).Davis Foster is currently in the midst of a divorce, and that is supposedly Grigorieva related. Busting up 2 marriages at the same time makes her pretty much a professional homewrecker!

The plot sickens. Since she was doing Mel and Foster pretty much simultaneously, cynics are gonna start asking themselves who's kid she's really carrying? Did she name Mel merely because he's the bigger deal (1 billion until the divorce). Should Mel want to get the paternity of this kid checked out before his does anything else rash? The story, like the bump in Grigorieva's belly, is developing.

danielle Lloyd released from Hospital

Ashley Simpson Wentz moving to Melrose Place

The Mike Tyson Situation

Mel Gibson explains himself on Leno - "Yeah, she's pregnant"

The video

Love Bracelets?

Love's guy uses bracelets to dodge the bullet?

Jennifer Love Hewitt sparked pregnancy rumors by walking around out in public in her baggies, and by buying a home pregnancy test. Now she's sparking even more rumours about her relationship to boyfriend Jamie Kennedy.

According to no less a source than the Chicago Sun Times, Hewitt and Kennedy recently purchased something called Love Bracelets. To clarify, those aren't handcuffs or anything, but are suppose to symbolize non committal commitment. In fact Hewitt and Kennedy may even be planning to take non committal to the next level - the pair are shopping for 'engagement style rings'.

The source goes onto say that Hewitt is one of those insecure women who needs a man in her life or she feels that she's missing out. In fact when she turned thirty single she flipped her lid and started walking around in full Breakfast At Tiffany's regalia - tiara, cigarette holder, the whole kit & caboodle. Her answer to that seems to be bullying poor Jamie into a corner. I wonder how long he can dodge the bullet?

Mel Gibson's tramp definitely knocked up

Mel Gibson's girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva is definitely in the family way. Word has it that she's in her second trimester and due sometime in the fall. Mel coudn't be happier. Sources say that he loves being a father and is all worked up over this new development.

His wife Robyn is pretty worked up too. She's filed for divorce, after 28 years, citing irreconcilable differences. Mel's people are emphasizing that this isn't Oksana's fault. Mel didn't even know about the pregnancy when Robyn tossed him out. Besides Robyn isn't some gold digger who goes around getting knocked up by famous men so that she can use the kids as meal tickets. Sure she does have a son, Alexander, by former James Bond Timothy Dalton (From Russian With Love?). However she has her own career as a serious musician. Mel should know too cause she's signed up to the record label that he owns - Icon Records. Now that's convenient (except that this hasn't worked out to anyone's convenience - not counting the divorce lawyers).

Revenge of the Fallen

I think that they really want you to see this film!

Whoopi Goldberg blames decision to go into acting on drugs?

Those chemicals warped my fragile little mind!

So what made Whoopi decide to become and actress. Well in her worlds she was a true child of the 60's. She dropped out of school and got into heroine. From there she ingested every mind altering substance that she could. When the dust cleared and the fog settled acting seemed like a good idea.

Before that Whoopi worked a variety of odd jobs, like make up artist at a funeral home. Now that's Angelina Jolie's dream job. Plus Whoop was pretty good at it if she says so herself. In addition she was a brick layer. Says Whoopi "I decided that I'd rather lay bricks than lay men". IN fact TMZ has posted that article and cheekily titled it "She's a brickhouse". Now we know there's only one brickhouse: and that's the one, and the only one that's built like an amazon.

Wonder Woman - She's a Brickhouse

If you liked that then here's Wonder Woman set to Classical Gas!

Angelina Jolie photographed eating!

Maybe the handcuffs mean that this is some kind of fetish thing.

They're blowing up Starbucks!

Now I know that place can get on your nerves, but that's taking things a little too far - maybe.

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The Politics of Hip Hop

Activist Reverend Lennox Yearwood Jr is taking urban culture on a collision course with Capitol Hill.

John Cena goes 12 Rounds

Some one has something positive to say about Sienna Miller

She makes everyone around her happy - except for the wives.

Swarming in New York City!

Remember all that talk about the disappearing honey bees? Well I found em - which is to say that some unfortunate folk in NYC did, but I found the video by way of Associated Press!

Jane Goody's hubby out of jail

among other things

Transformers trailer

Megan Fox is not Wonder Woman

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Now playing: Mahamrityunjaya
via FoxyTunes
... but I can see why people want her to be.




In fact with the plethora of photo shopped Wonder Megans hitting the net, she already become more identified with the character than Lynda Carter, or Carter's official successor Megan Gale. If Fox were 5'9" - Carter's height - it would be impossible to keep her out of the part!

Fox shares something else with Wonder Woman besides an uncanny resemblances; ambiguous sexuality. Megan raised eyebrows, among other things, when she recently announced that she's bisexual. She got some flack when she went onto say that she would never sleep with women. The statement makes more sense when taken in it's original context. Megan stated off by saying that she believes everyone is born bisexual, and then subconsciously chooses a sexual preference, often in response to societal pressure. So who would be top of Megan's 'to do' list? The same gal who beat her out on Maxim's Hot 100 Olivia Wilde! Olivia's a bit of a wonder herself!

Lucy Gordon left 2 suicide notes

Orlando & Miranda

How do Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr manage to remain pasty dispite being in Cannes and having access to a yatch? Well I guess they're spending excessive amounts of time indoors. Maybe Bloom's a liot less gay and a lot more into Kerr than people are saying! Either that or Soul Calibre 4 for Play Station is as good as they say!

Carrie Prejean's Mom's Lover Confirms Lesbian Affair

More Closures & Cutbacks!

I knew the Democrats couldn't be trusted to maintain the economy!

Playing Koi

Koi must be the in place to be if your career is gearing down. Paris Hilton was there the night of the incident (the incident being an unprovoked egg attack on her blue Bentley!). Now Avril Lavinge has been videoed leaving the joint.

Good help is hard to find...

In other news former Bionic Woman Michelle Ryan has gotten back together with her stalker. the two parted after a disagreement: the stalker claimed that Ryan had not given him enough credit for boosting her public profile. He also stated that Ryan was now no longer famous enough to warrant stalking. There was even some speculation that her former stalker might begin a new working relationship - after Raffaello Follieri was sent up word was going through the grapevine that Anne Hathaway was looking for someone to give her image heightened prestige, by following her around and acting creepy.

... so forget about checking Craigslist!

Anne seems to have found a boyfriend to do that now. Also with the recent economic readjustment, random disgruntled nuts are becoming more numerous. So it's no longer a stalker's market. Besides the recent Craigslists scandals have reinforced the importance of working with some one reliable, and that you can trust. That being said. Ryan and friend have reestablished their road runner & coyote style relationship, and are looking forward to making many disturbing situations together! Besides sometimes these stalker things work out. Brad Pitt wound up having kids with his!

Cruel Summer - Hollywood hungry for ideas?

So it's Jimmy Kimmel's idea. I'm the one who thought of stealing it for my blog. Like they say "it's better to have a good idea than a new idea". Although if Mr Kimmel's fears about the upcoming movie season are accurate, then they don't have any good ideas, either! At least here at Wondertrash we make an effort to 'borrow' from quality sources. Wondertrash 1, Hollywood 0!